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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 1d

How did it make the jump to heterosexuality??? HOW???

Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 1d

I'm assuming it also takes screenshots as positive feedback so I have fully sacrificed myself for knowledge here like Odin on the tree

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 1d

Here are four ads presented to me in about 90 seconds of scrolling just now

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe I'll just do a full ethnography, wreck my algorithm, and finally get off Facebook

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so curious about why this seemingly unprompted barrage of seven foot tall hunks who are marking you as their werewolf queen but anything I do to try to find out more information gives the algorithm positive feedback and makes it worse. Every third post on my dash is "taken by the lycan banker"

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 1d

For some reason in the last 3 days my Facebook ad algorithm has decided to show me nonstop heterosexual werewolf A/B/O erotica and what I have learned so far is that the two main fantasies are "what if there was a secret reason why I'm suffering" and "what if I felt wanted in a way I could trust"

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 1d

From @catfitzpatrick.net on The World That Is Coming Inside You, which you can NOW PREORDER!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/lty...

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 1d

"I tend to think of Andy Izenson as an excessive punk-goth freakazoid shock poet of insane cultic religion and violent gory sex, and if that’s what you’re looking for, you will find it here, but it’s by no means all you will find...It’s a book that dares to be romantic and sweet and vulnerable."

The World That Is Coming Inside You

The debut poetry collection by Andy Izenson, a T4T love letter to the living cosmos

www.kickstarter.com

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 1d

I'm on reread 3 and I'm nowhere near so I'm happy for your testimony, I'm holding out hope

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 3d

Meta deleted this post as hate speech lmao

Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 7d

may you be inscribed in the book of ass-kicking and may you be inscribed in the book of the triumph of faggotry over empire and may you be inscribed in the book of the beloved olam haba'a blossoming through you a little more each day

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 3d

Backer #69 gets a NICE surprise 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

www.kickstarter.com/projects/lty...

The World That Is Coming Inside You

The debut poetry collection by Andy Izenson, a T4T love letter to the living cosmos

www.kickstarter.com

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 5d

Yay thank you so much!!! I'm so excited!

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 5d

From @katebornstein.bsky.social 's forward:

"Andy’s poems are at once feral and generous. They flirt with gods, fuck with myths, and get off with ghosts. They treat surgical drains and subway rides like sacraments. They sing the body as battlefield and ...as playground, sometimes in the same line."

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 5d

We have FORTY EIGHT backers and have cleared 50% within two days???? HELLO?

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ltys/the-world-that-is-coming-inside-you

Backer #50 is getting a free upgrade to the Custom Sigil add-on. Don't you want that to be you?

www.kickstarter.com

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E.L. @ deck out for preorder! @emilylubanko.bsky.social · 6d

Got the privilege of illustrating the cover of @andyeyeballs.bsky.social’s upcoming poetry anthology, “The World That Is Coming Inside You.” It was a joy to get to paint this one.

THE WORLD THAT IS COMING INSIDE YOU - title

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 7d

may you be inscribed in the book of ass-kicking and may you be inscribed in the book of the triumph of faggotry over empire and may you be inscribed in the book of the beloved olam haba'a blossoming through you a little more each day

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Sara Eileen @saraeileen.bsky.social · 7d

FUN FACT one of the add-on for this campaign will be a separate art book featuring Andy’s T4T translation of the biblical Song of Songs, with painted illustrations by yours truly. It’s gonna be weird and crunchy and colorful and sexy and juicy and fucking glorious.

Sara Eileen @saraeileen.bsky.social · 7d

GOOD MORNING babes, great fucking day because you can now pre-order some of the best poetry you’re ever gonna read in your life, coming this spring from @andyeyeballs.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lty...

The World That Is Coming Inside You

The debut poetry collection by Andy Izenson, a T4T love letter to the living cosmos

www.kickstarter.com

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Sara Eileen @saraeileen.bsky.social · 7d

GOOD MORNING babes, great fucking day because you can now pre-order some of the best poetry you’re ever gonna read in your life, coming this spring from @andyeyeballs.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lty...

The World That Is Coming Inside You

The debut poetry collection by Andy Izenson, a T4T love letter to the living cosmos

www.kickstarter.com

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Meli @mismatched.bsky.social · 7d

Andy is a delight and has a beautiful way with words! Let’s kickstart their book!

Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 7d

MY BOOK SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT

PREORDER MY BOOK NOW

www.kickstarter.com/projects/lty...

The World That Is Coming Inside You

The debut poetry collection by Andy Izenson, a T4T love letter to the living cosmos

www.kickstarter.com

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Dare Campbell @darecampbell.bsky.social · 7d

@andyeyeballs.bsky.social is one of the folks that reminds me that a better world is ours for the claiming. So thrilled to support this project and you should too!

I just backed The World That Is Coming Inside You on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/lty...

The World That Is Coming Inside You

The debut poetry collection by Andy Izenson, a T4T love letter to the living cosmos

www.kickstarter.com

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 7d

MY BOOK SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT

PREORDER MY BOOK NOW

www.kickstarter.com/projects/lty...

The World That Is Coming Inside You

The debut poetry collection by Andy Izenson, a T4T love letter to the living cosmos

www.kickstarter.com

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 8d

@mxroo.bsky.social says maybe they're counting in binary and there are only four of them

Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 8d

Hmm are all 100 gecs a polycule

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 8d

Hmm are all 100 gecs a polycule

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 9d

Hello new followers! Would you do me a solid and share this post? I just want to show everybody how pretty my cover art is 🥰

Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 9d

ONLY THREE DAYS until you can preorder The World That Is Coming Inside You -- sign up to get notified when preorders open HERE: www.kickstarter.com/projects/lty...

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Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem @andyeyeballs.bsky.social · 9d

ONLY THREE DAYS until you can preorder The World That Is Coming Inside You -- sign up to get notified when preorders open HERE: www.kickstarter.com/projects/lty...

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