I hope I've remembered the quote correctly, but my favourite line from A Knight's Tale is from Kate, the armourer: "I've found a new way to heat metal."

Given that most of the basic bread I eat is toasted, my awesome Samsung fridge gives me a week+ out of one loaf.

Kafloof, I guess.

I'm lichen #4.

Uh-oh. "Halcyon on and on" via yoootooob, now. Good thing I'm not on at 8am tomorrow.

Oh, wait: "So I am".

Schmolkano?

It is, apparently, both long and boring.

"with, mebbe, a double vodka".

On our 20th wedding anniversary, last October, daughter bought us a Record Player.

And *this* Christmas she bought me The Orbital's album with 'Belfast' on vinyl.

Such a star! She knows me too well. Thanks, Jess.

...Raving, tonight. Of course.

3/3

...I did not have a daughter in 1992.

Roll on to 2003. I'm now in Scotland, and single.

Online I met a single woman from Northern Ireland. *She* had a daughter in 1989. We married a year or so later.

But what the?

2/3

Facebook? Count Me Outta There!

(I do sometimes pee indoors, btw.)

What the? I demand to pee on tree trunks as high up as possible/into long grass from afar/make snow yellow in pretty patterns.

(It's the only practical benefit of Y-chromosomes, no?)

Thing is: the last item I found in my parents' house's clearance, in the very last cupboard, was My Duck. He'd been put in a box, maybe 55 years ago.

My last night there, in an empty house, and front of a roaring stove, Duck and I remembered memories.

...Today? Duck lives here.

It's /almost/ top of my playlist on YouTube. 👍🏻

Very good!

ASDA's Scottish Self-scans offer 'Welsh' as an option. 🤔