I anonymously commandeered the Touch Tunes at my office Christmas party and made ~30 people listen to it.

Thank you for making something with care and respect for the audience. Stunningly rare on the internet these days.

*to the tune of jukebox hero* BLACK-ened JUMP-SHRIMP

Pretending to honor the work of the deceased by stealing it and using what you stole to create a lifeless knockoff that cuts off an opportunity for someone else.

Revolting on all levels.

i literally scrolled up from MU to see which big east teams were ahead of us and was pleasantly surprised to see that my ND spite donation could put us back on top 🙌

it would irk the medill grads that they share real estate on this list with marquette, thank you for your service 🫡

will be dividing my donations between Marquette and Jet Ski Police Academy, as per usual.

i once had a cop tailgate me on my drive home from work once in Savannah, very obviously trying to get me to speed.

they were camped out on residential streets too to issue tickets.

insane levels of entrapment.

i worked at a local TV station in Georgia that couldn't sell a single ad on our college football special THE YEAR AFTER THE DAWGS WON THE NATIONAL TITLE.

(and both of our local teams got new coaches.)

brought this up to the general manager and got a "welp, they tried!" response.

oh to be clear this is not me being mean to CBS, just an apt descriptor of what happened about five days after this article went up!

if you go to the puff piece he wrote about buzz's bunch in 2014, this is now what you find right underneath it, fittingly enough.

I bum a lot of free food at work and "I'm off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet" crosses my mind every single time I'm stealing leftover appetizers.

fullcast has helped get me through some legit hard times in my life. in a world of bad internet, y'all are good internet. EDSBS forever.

*me, clutching onto my last brain cell for dear life*

baby TRONC

Utah Carol makes me want to own a cowboy hat.

If you like FTL, you will also enjoy Crying Suns: store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app...

VERY similar art style and minimalist, but immersive storytelling.

i have always labeled crypto as astrology for men but i suppose this works just as well.

adding this to the work christmas party playlist.