Andy Lucas
@andylucas.bsky.social
Husband, Law Doctor, Gamer, Writer, Wiseass. Welcome to my mind. Sorry in advance.
Everybody in the audience at a George Michael concert in 1988:
August 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Everybody in the audience at a George Michael concert in 1988:
If I owned a sex toy company, I would definitely reach out to the WNBA to collaborate and sponsor a dildo throw night. It’s a stupid thing that’s happening, but the only way to stop it is to lean into it.
August 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If I owned a sex toy company, I would definitely reach out to the WNBA to collaborate and sponsor a dildo throw night. It’s a stupid thing that’s happening, but the only way to stop it is to lean into it.
Got sworn in six years ago today. Time flies when you’re a lawyer and you’ve never actually practiced law (long story).
Fun fact: the hotel breakfast that morning messed with my stomach, so I’m fighting for my life in those photos.
Love having a yearly reminder of a day I had diarrhea 👍🏻
Fun fact: the hotel breakfast that morning messed with my stomach, so I’m fighting for my life in those photos.
Love having a yearly reminder of a day I had diarrhea 👍🏻
July 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Got sworn in six years ago today. Time flies when you’re a lawyer and you’ve never actually practiced law (long story).
Fun fact: the hotel breakfast that morning messed with my stomach, so I’m fighting for my life in those photos.
Love having a yearly reminder of a day I had diarrhea 👍🏻
Fun fact: the hotel breakfast that morning messed with my stomach, so I’m fighting for my life in those photos.
Love having a yearly reminder of a day I had diarrhea 👍🏻
If anyone has a connection in Disney Studios’ legal team, let them know that ya boy is applying for this.
July 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If anyone has a connection in Disney Studios’ legal team, let them know that ya boy is applying for this.
Shanghaied is the best SpongeBob episode, hands down.
It also has one of my favorite Squidward lines/line readings.
It also has one of my favorite Squidward lines/line readings.
June 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Shanghaied is the best SpongeBob episode, hands down.
It also has one of my favorite Squidward lines/line readings.
It also has one of my favorite Squidward lines/line readings.
This may be a little too much information, but I’d go to war for my wife’s legs. Hot damn.
May 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This may be a little too much information, but I’d go to war for my wife’s legs. Hot damn.
Star Wars is my favorite thing ever. This shit still rips 20 years later. Will never get tired of watching these movies.
May 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Star Wars is my favorite thing ever. This shit still rips 20 years later. Will never get tired of watching these movies.
Proud to be from Wisconsin and a fan of the Green Bay Packers. This is awesome. #America’sTeam
April 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Proud to be from Wisconsin and a fan of the Green Bay Packers. This is awesome. #America’sTeam
If you turn on the Brewer game and see someone in a bright yellow sweatshirt, I know him.
April 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If you turn on the Brewer game and see someone in a bright yellow sweatshirt, I know him.
Bring back these two gems.
April 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Bring back these two gems.
Loving this new iPhone 16 Pro. This camera is nuts.
Also, my wife and cat are adorable.
Also, my wife and cat are adorable.
March 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Loving this new iPhone 16 Pro. This camera is nuts.
Also, my wife and cat are adorable.
Also, my wife and cat are adorable.
Call me Lord of D. cause I’m gonna send that ass to the Shadow Realm.
February 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Call me Lord of D. cause I’m gonna send that ass to the Shadow Realm.
So stupid, yet so right.
January 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
So stupid, yet so right.
Hearing a lot of Happy New Year around the office today…
January 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hearing a lot of Happy New Year around the office today…
My mouse pad is better than yours.
January 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My mouse pad is better than yours.
🎶No cheeses for us meeses🎶
December 26, 2024 at 1:54 AM
🎶No cheeses for us meeses🎶
“Oh, these aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They’re bombs.”
December 16, 2024 at 9:24 PM
“Oh, these aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They’re bombs.”