AndyMatter
andymatter717.bsky.social
AndyMatter
@andymatter717.bsky.social
A bartender passing the time. Gaming and cat photos. Twitch.tv/andymatter
People were asked to wear a mask and keep some space from strangers and they called it "Nazi Germany"....so no, I'm not surprised those same people can't see what's happening when they snatch people off the streets and put them in ICE camps for protesting our leadership.

#America
March 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Setting healthy boundaries - ✅️
Setting expectations - ❌️

#youcanonlycontrolyou
March 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I want names of cereal brands that also double as good insults for male genitalia. I'll go first.

GrapeNuts

#cereal #mostimportantmealoftheday
March 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I have 2 Dawgs inside of me.

Golden Retriever - "Oh boy, I love food, exercise, and finding ways to keep my partner happy."

Rottweiler - "I hope people who hate marginalized communities eat so much paranoia that they fucking choke."

#thoughts #gingerpost
March 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I know i said, "That's not how a horse drinks water." but the reality is i have no idea. #twitch #streamer #rdr2
March 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Implying that Tide Pods™️ are bad for your digestive system is WOKE propaganda.

#thoughtoftheday #joke #forlegalreasons
March 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Getting my ass kicked. Happy St. Patrick's day.

#ginger #gingerbeard #twitch
March 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Honest question. How many "HELL YEAH"'s do you have left in the tank?
March 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Currently live and playing that Red Dead 2.

#twitch #streamer #reddeadredemption2
March 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The #JaimeFrench show in Philadelphia was amazing, but the crowd was even better.

70% Die Hard Fans
30% Golden Retrievers

#lovephilly
March 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Oftentimes, we wrap ourselves in a blanket of the past because we fear what the future holds.

#ThoughtofTheDay #morningcoffee #progress #neverbeafraidoffailure
March 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I can't even go to the grocery store without runnin' into them GOT DAYUM O'
March 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Seems to me like many people put a lot of points into INT, CHA and not enough into WIS.

#dungeonsanddragons #d&d #dnd #itsOKtobeSmartbutDontbeGullible
March 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Can't tell if someone is a bigot? Bring up pride month and see how quickly they undercut you and bring up the troops.

#pridemonth #stopnationalism #youcancareaboutboththings
March 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In this vicious cycle of dehumanization, it is important to sometimes latch on to something that is positive for your mental health. In my case, this is called chicken wings.

#chickenwings #positiveaffirmation #stayinformedbutbekindtoyourself #buffalowings
February 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The rich helping people less fortunate than me regardless of the circumstances of their birth? = Good Policy

Keeping people less fortunate than me down, while the rich accrue more wealth they'll never use? = Bad Policy

And yes, it is very much that simple.

#weallhavetoshare #Policy #immigration
February 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Mexico has the chance to do the funniest thing ever...
February 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Sir, you called ME over to order drinks and you're looking at the menu right now for the first time??? You're getting a flight? No. You're getting a fight.

#serviceindustry #brewerywork #customerservice #beertalk #craftbeer #putitonthesmithtab #bartenderlife
February 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"Ahhhhhhhh its not middle of the road bullshit music! Where are the old white guys playing music that is an auditory equivalent to fucking unseasoned oats??? Worst halftime ever!"

Ya'll say a lot about yourselves.

#halftimeshow #sorryitsnotyourgenre #aminor
#ihateaerosmith
February 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Having a car drive through the front door is just a right of passage for every Domino's Pizza.

#dominos #pizza #iykyk #getthismansomekeys
#thoughtoftheday #30minutesorless #garliccrust
February 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Watching a customer walk past their server AND a manager to confront the kitchen like a toddler who's about to stick a fork in a socket.

#thoughtoftheday #serviceindustry
February 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
January 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm not sorry about my messy car... and you better not step on the 40 aluminum cans below you, or there will be hell to pay.

#mycarmyrules #messycar #thoseareNAbeers #donttouchtheradio
January 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In my defense, this cat ate all of my blue takis.

#twitch #ttv #cats #whatthegolf #obnoxiouslaugh
January 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
War is forged by greed, weakness, and fear. The hands that hold these tools are pardoned by a false sense of virtue.

#warneverchanges #thoughtoftheday #endviolence #war #betterhumanity
January 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM