LoosieTrader
@andyrichterscale.bsky.social
Collector of Menthols, Seller of Wides, Hater of Zyns
Libs are so unprepared for the moment. I’m not expecting him to celebrate this, but silence would’ve been fine.
We don’t yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlie’s family tonight, especially his wife Erika and their two young children.
September 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Libs are so unprepared for the moment. I’m not expecting him to celebrate this, but silence would’ve been fine.
Letting people take empty stalls before me, telling them “nah, I’m waiting for a warmed seat”
April 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Letting people take empty stalls before me, telling them “nah, I’m waiting for a warmed seat”
“It was called phantom of the opera and it was the last greatest broadway show ever produced”
April 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“It was called phantom of the opera and it was the last greatest broadway show ever produced”
Make the bleeding stop. Please, have mercy!
March 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Make the bleeding stop. Please, have mercy!
Some men have no fucking clue how old their dicks are or what’s their fuck style, and that’s sad. Like as a feminist I feel for these losers.
March 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Some men have no fucking clue how old their dicks are or what’s their fuck style, and that’s sad. Like as a feminist I feel for these losers.
[Elbowing my cat 3AM] “who’s the boss? Looking at Angela, it’s more like ‘who’s made sauce?’ You feel me?”
February 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
[Elbowing my cat 3AM] “who’s the boss? Looking at Angela, it’s more like ‘who’s made sauce?’ You feel me?”
Isn’t the death of any pope proof that god doesn’t exist? Just sayin
February 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Isn’t the death of any pope proof that god doesn’t exist? Just sayin
No doubt Minnie would’ve been all over me had it just been me at the character breakfast — I caught a vibe
February 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
No doubt Minnie would’ve been all over me had it just been me at the character breakfast — I caught a vibe
We had to turn in a miniature display of the rainforest. My cousin, lil Ricky, stepped on it the night before because I told him he had “doo doo in his ass.” His brother big Ricky said “no sweat,” and it built it from scratch overnight. So that’s why Big Rick should have access to everyone’s SSN.
February 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
We had to turn in a miniature display of the rainforest. My cousin, lil Ricky, stepped on it the night before because I told him he had “doo doo in his ass.” His brother big Ricky said “no sweat,” and it built it from scratch overnight. So that’s why Big Rick should have access to everyone’s SSN.
My runner ID that states I’m allergic to condoms came in
February 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My runner ID that states I’m allergic to condoms came in
Kindly asking everyone to stop asking if I just cranked my hog when I step out of the bathroom. It happened once and we didn’t miss the trailers.
February 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Kindly asking everyone to stop asking if I just cranked my hog when I step out of the bathroom. It happened once and we didn’t miss the trailers.
Taking out a loan against my deferred resignation letter—gonna skidoo into 2025!
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Taking out a loan against my deferred resignation letter—gonna skidoo into 2025!
Nothing worse than finding that the girl who you’ve been sending Google play cards to so she can pay her rent has been cheating on you with your biggest nemesis: you win, Barry.
January 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Nothing worse than finding that the girl who you’ve been sending Google play cards to so she can pay her rent has been cheating on you with your biggest nemesis: you win, Barry.
Furiously asking the librarian to check if any of bangbus DVDs are available.
January 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Furiously asking the librarian to check if any of bangbus DVDs are available.
Should’ve slurped ape juice when I had the chance. Just. Fuck.
January 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Should’ve slurped ape juice when I had the chance. Just. Fuck.
Okay and how would you tell everyone that your heart goes out to them? No, I’ll wait.
January 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Okay and how would you tell everyone that your heart goes out to them? No, I’ll wait.
Please help find my uncle. He’s gone missing in the DC area, this is the photo I took of him leaving home this morning. He has dementia
January 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Please help find my uncle. He’s gone missing in the DC area, this is the photo I took of him leaving home this morning. He has dementia
I would be pretty upset and not totally turned on if someone were to put up a massive mural of Trump being dog-walked by Xi over this TikTok thing. Pretty P.O.ed and not horny
January 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I would be pretty upset and not totally turned on if someone were to put up a massive mural of Trump being dog-walked by Xi over this TikTok thing. Pretty P.O.ed and not horny