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Andy S.
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I’m attorney, but probably not yours. F1 fan (Williams, Ferrari as of 2025).

Movies: https://boxd.it/3NH
Books: https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/aszekely
Even if you have a book to sell, do not answer the phone when Isaac Chotiner calls and wants to ask a few questions.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
As The Buddha taught, we should seek to free ourselves from desire, except for addicting video games.
September 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Help! My office is being invaded by Daleks.
August 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Dad achievement unlocked: arrived at the airport before the check-in counter opened.
August 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
There seems to be plenty of bad behavior to go around here. As a separate note, Maryland’s Orphans’ Courts really needs a rebranding. If we changed the name of the court of appeals, we can do this one too.
Feud between Anne Arundel Orphans' Court judges heads toward a finale
The two-year feud between two Anne Arundel County Orphans Court judges heads toward a denouement this month, when a disciplinary commission considers complaints against one of them. Unfortunately, the...
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August 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I made 147° eggs for the first time today and they’re as a good as they hype would have you believe.
August 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
In a world of Hulk Hogans, be a Mick Foley.
July 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Very glad that my Columbia application has been hacked and my info is out there for the NYT to launder through a eugenicist should the need arise.
July 4, 2025 at 10:12 AM
If you want to mess around with 120 film, your choices are a $50 camera or a $5,000 camera.
July 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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The people who cancelled My So-Called Life have endorsed Cuomo
June 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I'm really sorry everyone.

I've been making a lot of bad jokes.

And i hate to tell you the jokes will continue until democracy improves
June 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The War Party is always in power in DC. That never changes.
June 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Half the guests at the hotel where I am staying are in town for a legal conference, and the other half are in town for a rodeo. It’s not hard to guess who’s here for what.
June 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
One race would be fine, but Isack needs to stay out of the second Red Bull, aka the car that kills careers.
PF1 understands that Liam Lawson and Isack Hadjar will have an equal opportunity to secure a Red Bull seat if Max Verstappen is hit with a race ban.
June 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
My F1 conspiracy theory: Lance is fine. This is step one of making room for someone better to take his seat for the Honda-Newey car next year.
June 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I hope this weekend is a one-off for Williams. Ooof.
June 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I think we’re seeing Lance being eased out of Aston-Martin.
May 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Lexis’s insertion of an AI summary of a statute before the statutory text is the worst use of AI I’ve seen yet. It’s the place the text is most important. Why are you feeding me slop first?

Every year or so, I decide to give Lexis another shot, and every year they have a horrible new feature.
May 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
One of the nice things about being an F1 fan is that once the European season starts, it’s a breakfast sport if you live in the US.
May 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Spring cleaning treasure: an early 1980’s Soviet knockoff of the first generation of Nintendo handhelds.
May 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Overheard at a youth soccer game: guy who’s been on a work call the whole game bragging about how his kid just flopped and drew a foul. He’s been practicing, apparently.

Nice parenting, dude. Positive lessons all around.
April 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Alan Ginsburg
The Dalai Lama
John Kerry
Cap Ripken
Janet Reno
5 Famous People You’ve Met But One Is A Lie

Toni Morrison
Jay-Z
Clarence Thomas
Dean Smith
Salman Rushdie
5 famous people you’ve met but 1 is a lie

Hank Aaron
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Cyril Ramaphosa
Pete Rose
Antonin Scalia
April 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Anyone else find today’s Connections puzzle completely infuriating? No spoilers, but I just rage-quit the NYT Games app after I saw the answer to the puzzle.
March 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I am officially renaming “the pile of cardboard boxes waiting to be recycled or reused in my house” to Box Bardo.
March 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM