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Twexit refugee - loather of Tories and Trumpistas
"Trump’s White House, where facts are beaten to death with a golf club and dumped in a Mar-a-Lago bathroom."
Well, if Tony Blair is going to join Trump's "Board of Peace for Gaza" the n it's bound to be a rip-roaring success, said no-one ever.
January 17, 2026 at 10:43 AM
I'm donating my 60 year old Primary School Swimming Certificate to Donald Trump.
January 16, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Nadine Dorries says that Robert Jenrick would be welcome into Reform UK Ltd.. Never seen rats inviting other rats to join a sinking ship before.
January 15, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Badenoch says she has "clear, irrefutable evidence" that Jenrick was "plotting in secret to defect" to Reform UK Ltd.. Is that like the "evidence" she had for wrongly claiming Reform UK’s membership counter was fake?
I don't like either of them, but it's quite fun to watch them squabble!
January 15, 2026 at 12:18 PM
The odious Dutch right-winger Eva Vlaardingerbroek has had her electronic travel authorisation revoked. She would now need to apply for a visa to come here. The equally odious Katie Hopkins has tweeted support to her saying "Let me speak to the lads. We welcome you.”
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 AM
A Ford worker accuses Trump of protection pedophiles and he respond by mouthing “F**k Off” and flipping him off. Really Presidential there, Donold – NOT. Said worker gets suspended, but a GoFundeMe for him currently stands at a third of a million dollars. Karma is such a bitch, eh?
A Ford worker accuses Trump of protection pedophiles and he respond by mouthing “F**k Off” and flipping him off. Really Presidential there, Donold – NOT. Said worker gets suspended, but a GoFundeMe for him currently stands at a third of a million dollars. Karma is such a bitch, eh?
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January 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Still don’t believe it?

Any government, anywhere, that talks in the language of “they’re all the same” or “they brought it on themselves” is walking a very dark road. The last time it happened it took six years and 75 million dead to rid the world of it. Europe recognises what's happening in the…
Still don’t believe it?
Any government, anywhere, that talks in the language of “they’re all the same” or “they brought it on themselves” is walking a very dark road. The last time it happened it took six years and 75 million dead to rid the world of it. Europe recognises what's happening in the USA because we still bear the scars.
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January 14, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Well, Mr "president", if the latest emails create a "false narrative" you could clear it all up and order the immediate release of all the Epstein Philes.
A pound to a pinch of shit that you won't, though!
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Found on the interweb:-
Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York,
He had twelve million quid.
He gave it away to someone else
For something he never did.
October 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
And, Mr President, are any of these eight wars in the room with us?
October 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Peter Dinklage is a fine actor, but he couldn't save The Toxic Avenger from being crap!
October 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The label on this new bottle of shower gel proudly announces "I'm 30% recycled".
I can do better than that - I'm 100% recycled - mainly booze, burgers and biscuits, but it still counts!
October 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
They've put the plastic ketchup bottles out at the White House.

Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado on winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
October 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Daily Mail having a right old braingasm this morning over - checks notes - stamp duty.
Just wondering when they last visited planet Reality.
October 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Quote from the Mirror - 'Other Reform councillors said they wanted to avoid hitting the maximum, but one official told the FT: “Everyone thought we’d come in and there were going to be these huge costs we could cut away but there just aren’t."'

A consequence of ignorant people making daft promises.
October 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Lovely own goal from Bad Enoch.
October 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Bad Enoch gaffing again - reminds us that America, Australia & Canada aren't signatories to the ECHR - well, derr!
Hasn't yet occurred to her that the ECHR is there to protect us against people like her and Farage.
October 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
The headline in the Metro wins today's internet!
October 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
The Daily Mail clutching their pearls again this morning and accusing Labour of "dragging politics into the gutter".
I think they're just throwing a tantrum because they regard that as their job!
October 1, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Prince Andrew's in the Epstein Files.
That's a bear-shit-woods revelation.
Pope-Catholic the OrangeyToon's in there?
September 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
JD Vance: “If you want to stop political violence, stop telling your supporters that everyone who disagrees with you is a Nazi.”

Fun Fact: in 2016, Vance called Donald Trump “America’s Hitler.”

Strong in this one, the hypocrisy is.
September 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Nice summary!
TikToker Explains How MAGA Is A Perfect Example An 'Extinction Burst'—And It Totally Tracks
May the extinction come quickly.
www.comicsands.com
September 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The OrangeyTurd tells the UN ''your countries are going to hell''.
See you there, then!
September 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Ooo, look! Disney caves twice in a week, although the OrangeyTan can hardly complain about them reinstating Jimmy Kimmel - that's market forces for you!
September 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM