Andy Zetzman
@andyzetzman.bsky.social
BLT enthusiast. Loves reading, cooking, rollerblading. Advertising copywriter. Aspiring fiction writer. Reluctantly obsessed with Minnesota sports teams. Keep the north cold.
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The main antagonist in the Home Alone films isn’t the Wet (or Sticky) Bandits, but is, in fact, Kevin’s older brother, Buzz. In this essay I will
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The main antagonist in the Home Alone films isn’t the Wet (or Sticky) Bandits, but is, in fact, Kevin’s older brother, Buzz. In this essay I will
Look, if I have to have Gangnam Style stuck in my head then you do, too. It’s just how it has to be, I’m sorry.
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Look, if I have to have Gangnam Style stuck in my head then you do, too. It’s just how it has to be, I’m sorry.
Never thought I’d be openly sobbing to Cobra Kai season 6 episode 13 at 8:15 on a Friday night, but life is unpredictable sometimes.
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Never thought I’d be openly sobbing to Cobra Kai season 6 episode 13 at 8:15 on a Friday night, but life is unpredictable sometimes.
Found a new brand of calming music.
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Found a new brand of calming music.
Thanks for the words, @sgj.bsky.social. The ones from all of your books and the ones you just wrote on this one. Means a lot, thank you. Gonna go write another book now.
March 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Thanks for the words, @sgj.bsky.social. The ones from all of your books and the ones you just wrote on this one. Means a lot, thank you. Gonna go write another book now.
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One danger of embracing generative AI as a learning device and in language assistance is that you're letting the keepers of that AI have power over what you learn and how you write. It will be programmed with biases, unintentional but often *quite* intentional, that you will unknowingly adopt.
February 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
One danger of embracing generative AI as a learning device and in language assistance is that you're letting the keepers of that AI have power over what you learn and how you write. It will be programmed with biases, unintentional but often *quite* intentional, that you will unknowingly adopt.
How much would @culvers.com absolutely crush it if they ever decided to serve breakfast?
February 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
How much would @culvers.com absolutely crush it if they ever decided to serve breakfast?
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American media: What could Elon Musk's hand gesture have meant?
German media: We know exactly what the fuck that meant
German media: We know exactly what the fuck that meant
January 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
American media: What could Elon Musk's hand gesture have meant?
German media: We know exactly what the fuck that meant
German media: We know exactly what the fuck that meant
I hunger for Burger King.
January 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I hunger for Burger King.
Nosferatu was absolutely terrifying. It wasn’t as weird and esoteric as Robert Eggers’ other films, but it was just as unsettling—if not more so. I loved everything, even the mustache.
December 30, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Nosferatu was absolutely terrifying. It wasn’t as weird and esoteric as Robert Eggers’ other films, but it was just as unsettling—if not more so. I loved everything, even the mustache.
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free. theonion.com/man-says-fuc...
December 2, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free. theonion.com/man-says-fuc...
It is my firm belief that doorbell noises should be outlawed in television commercials.
Signed, a dog owner.
Signed, a dog owner.
November 29, 2024 at 10:38 PM
It is my firm belief that doorbell noises should be outlawed in television commercials.
Signed, a dog owner.
Signed, a dog owner.
I’m not sure when Hugh Grant made the transition from charming gentlemen to charming psychopath, but I am definitely in favor of it.
November 25, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I’m not sure when Hugh Grant made the transition from charming gentlemen to charming psychopath, but I am definitely in favor of it.
The Minnesota Vikings!
a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat
ALT: a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat
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November 24, 2024 at 9:38 PM
The Minnesota Vikings!
The Minnesota Vikings!
a blue and white monkey with a sad look on its face is sitting on a table .
ALT: a blue and white monkey with a sad look on its face is sitting on a table .
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November 24, 2024 at 9:19 PM
The Minnesota Vikings!
Final draft is finally complete! #amquerying
November 22, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Final draft is finally complete! #amquerying
As a diehard fan of the Minnesota Wild the last 24 years, I can honestly there hasn’t been a time when I’ve felt this good about their play. But also as a fan of this team for the last 24 years, I’m currently girding my optimism against the inevitable letdown. I hope I’m wrong! They’re fun to watch!
November 20, 2024 at 4:12 AM
As a diehard fan of the Minnesota Wild the last 24 years, I can honestly there hasn’t been a time when I’ve felt this good about their play. But also as a fan of this team for the last 24 years, I’m currently girding my optimism against the inevitable letdown. I hope I’m wrong! They’re fun to watch!
Finally pulled the plug and left Twitter. Feels good to be free of that degenerate hellscape. Looking forward to posting all sorts of nonsense here.
November 19, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Finally pulled the plug and left Twitter. Feels good to be free of that degenerate hellscape. Looking forward to posting all sorts of nonsense here.