2 bid cUSA when @ncaamarchmaddness.bsky.social

JD Vance guess who just dropped

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Sometimes I find a whisker my cat has lost and I bemoan the fact that I am not a mage or perhaps an alchemist, so that I would have purpose for such a device

Let he who knows the most ball cast the first stone

In solidarity with my cat who had a blockage and had to go to the emergency vet, I will not be peeing for the next 24 hours.

Luigi? Using a ghost gun? Yeah I love Luigi’s Mansion too but I don’t see what it has to do with a dead healthcare CEO

Buying “Oops All Berries” cereal? Next time why don’t you just go piss on Captain Crunch’s grave directly

Me when my cat takes a voracious bite of my dookie butt pie

(Head elf consoling the Santa of Santa Baby) No yeah Santa man she’s like definitely into you I’m just not sure you should buy her all of this stuff. Yeah she’ll still like you man don’t worry

Split the G

As soon as someone hosts a Mindaugas Kuzminskas lookalike competition it’s over for y’all

Today I learned judges in the UK dress like this you gotta be kidding me