Goon Race For Love

Mf about to trade a street urchin for a pocketwatch.

The reason why I'm trying to gain weight. Been on a weight loss kick with Vyvanse forcing me to fast, but I want some turnover for fat redistribution. I got the love handles already, I just need it in my ass

Aww thanks. It's a curse and a blessing, like I can grow out all my body hair and it's really never an issue. Did have some lower pubic hair dysphoria as a kid, trying to shave it all off despite growing it at all the most awkward angles.

Only thing close to 4chan rn is like trans girl comedy, and lots of us used 4chan. I hate to say this, but being an edgelord becoming a "normie" thing literally ruins it. To me being an edgelord involved stuff like gender anarchy, but it's now just become a brand of comedy for the worst people alive

Yeah as someone who used that hellhole as an edgy despondent egg teen, the entire internet rn is trying to be 4chan but is failing to even get close to the actual appeal. A complete drop in content quality. There used to be Renaissance landscapes of Hell composed where every tortured soul is a Pepe.

Same lmao I've had the exact same amount of armpit hair for over a decade, when I first really had any at all at like 14. It's like the thinnest saddest Serj Tankian goatee.

I don't shave really because I just don't produce ample enough body hair. I'm covered in mostly blonde baby hairs. There is still dysphoria around this though when really I should be able to just take the blessing and enjoy my fine body hair. Also find body hair ridiculously hot sometimes.

I have bad memories of sharing writing to alt lit compilations on 4chan. A lot of parodies, probably did a dozen Rupi Kaur poems including one about being a golem with a pussy core.

Me lactating after my first date: did the hug get me pregnant?

Uhhh actually I'm imagining him with a huge dick rn 💦

He's like if C.S. Lewis were writing Joyce's erotic letters, but just to himself.

Look I'm not saying I'm big, I just can't imagine this guy with a bigger dick than me. I also strangely think this is just something he wants to experience, processed through the most British lens humanly possible. Horny transphobia in order to privatize healthcare.

I send way more nudes in DMs to people who are hot/open than I'll ever post publically. Very autistic tho.

Your lactating babe join the club and sell that shit online. liquid gold.

Me trying to get a group to milk me and drink from my bosom.

This but literally. I felt dysphoria wearing a bra before, euphoria now. It's great. My only complaint is mine are cheap and kinda small on my ribs.