I'm grateful that the only Smashing Pumpkins song I like is also the only one I ever hear anymore

You think secondhand doom-scrolling isn't a thing? Picture this:

My son walks in. I exclaim "Here comes dat boi!!". My wife says "oh shit waddup". My son hangs his head, unable to interperet a meme that was popular for two weeks in 2015.

What do you think that does to a boy's self-esteem?

Idk if this is a hot take, but imo Trump's focus on the Gulf of Mexico and gender binary serves primarily to signal that even the meekest of "concessions" to marginalized groups, with 0 impact on the vast majority of Americans and no negative impact on virtually all Americans, will not be tolerated

Every year, I complete the year's resolution of coming up with new New Year's resolutions for the following year by resolving to come up with new New Year's resolutions for the year after.

Work smarter, not harder.