Me: if ur gonna stay home on your days off at least do some laundry, clean a little bit, take a shower

Me: 🛌

I need @owalalife.bsky.social to have a candy corn color way plz

USPS is on my shitlist rn

Lost soooo much (important!!) mail this month 😠

Me: weird food anxieties

Also me: idk how long this slice of lime has been in my fridge but I’m gonna put it on this avocado

Me: feeling like I’m taking my controlled anxiety meds more than normal lately and my dr is gonna be concerned/discontinue it

Me: checks bottle date and sees I’ve made a 30 day supply last over a year (for the 2nd year in a row)

Guess it’s fine the last month has been a little extra rough 😅

Imagine if white men cared as much about the dismantling of our democracy as they do Taylor Swift getting put on camera at a football game.

I heard the people like cats
This is Mouse
She is old as fk and the loml 💕

I can’t find my house headphones so now I have to use my “outside the house” headphones and all equilibrium has been lost in the world

What do I do with this thing