I almost wore that same outfit to a Cherry Poppin' Daddies concert in 1997.

Marshmallow cream.. you mean like Marshmallow fluff?

I'm going to try that next time I make coffee!

Same. My first thought was "wtf wrong with Kiryu?"

It's not just limited frequency. They're always over-modulated, crushed, scratchy, choppy... It's like they recorded it playing from this speaker:

And also, why does every company's hold music sound like it was recorded onto the outside of a tin can using a well-rusted needle?