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Jason
@angryamadeus.bsky.social
I don't know guys, I'm starting to think this capitalism thing isn't really working out the way it's sold to us.
Kevin Smiths cousin broke my pinky finger while playing soccer in 5th grade. I got you.
January 18, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Hopefully still standing around while the clock ticks down
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Jo, I apologize in advance if this ruins your entire evening (not this house)
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Pretty solid work by the timeline
January 10, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Truly a marvel of science 🤣
January 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
They are so bad!
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Well I can sure as hell say WA states 95% nicotine tax on everything -besides- cigarettes is going to exacerbate this issue locally!
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 PM
0:08 is me after I ate that bad lobster in Cabo
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Some poor souls phone number is 737-6298
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Vigilante justice is bad 99% of the time. This falls squarely in that remaining 1%.
December 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
We had whole ass rooms dedicated to "The Computer" that we fought with our family over the use of so we could go look at the most depraved shit that we can't even recount into a public forum without catching a ban.
December 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I feel honored, in a way, to have been able to witness the birth and death of the internet.
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
And bow
December 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"Affluenza" accepted as an excuse for killing 4 people pretty much confirmed the latter for me.
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Outmeal packaging-ass face
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ohhhhhh. Damn. Apologies for my ignorance and if I offended. They should probably take that skeet down!
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Is every single item deep fried? Is that why I don't see a single veggie unless you count the edible flowers
December 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
When you take your Lexus in for service they give you chocolate eclair and fancy coffee. Shoe shine by someone in a bowtie. They may have toned it down a notch since then but it was pretty posh in the late 90s.
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Equal parts impressed and... aroused?
December 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I have mixed feelings on this...

On one hand, it is clearly stupid and dangerous and any sane government would have regulated this out of existence.

On the other, it might actually be an improvement over most Tesla drivers I encounter.
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I bet they are all in their 20s
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM