Fish: an aggressive exclamation. Got it.

My MasterClass is currently under audit by the goose IRS, but I'll be sure to let you know when it's available again.

Nevermind, I see the typo now. But after missing it twice, I feel ashamed, so HA.
...wait, I think I might be doing outrage wrong.

Was there a typo? I'm not actually sure what you're apologizing for, but I AM ANGRY ABOUT IT.

I am deeply offended by your typo. It felt like a personal attack and you should feel ashamed.

I laughed my ass off at the entire exchange *and* I appreciate the explanation, because while I don't have strong feelings about it, I LOVE learning random pedantic details about things. :D

Today I learned (the retroactively obvious fact) that cats have belly buttons.

My cat does not love me enough to show me hers, but she DOES love me enough that after waking her up to try and find it, I am still alive to tell the tale, so..that's something. :D

I don't care if you say octopi (though my phone insists I meant "ectopic"), octopodes, or octopuses, even if you bring a valid justification to the table, but FISHES?

I am offend. How dare.