Miss Moose
@angrymissmoose.bsky.social
Bopping to Good Luck Babe while getting musked on by beetles. How did we get here?
October 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Bopping to Good Luck Babe while getting musked on by beetles. How did we get here?
Reminder; your animals can live a wonderful and enriching life without breeding them. Spay and neuter your pets.
October 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Reminder; your animals can live a wonderful and enriching life without breeding them. Spay and neuter your pets.
I strongly believe where there's a will there's a way. But sometimes that leads me to believe I didn't will HARD ENOUGH when rescues fall through. It's rough.
September 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I strongly believe where there's a will there's a way. But sometimes that leads me to believe I didn't will HARD ENOUGH when rescues fall through. It's rough.
Sometimes euthanasia is the kindest option, especially for rabid animals.
September 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sometimes euthanasia is the kindest option, especially for rabid animals.
Yeah sex is nice but have you ever named and shamed an abuser?
September 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Yeah sex is nice but have you ever named and shamed an abuser?
Anxiously awaiting payday so I can spend it all again.
September 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Anxiously awaiting payday so I can spend it all again.
Literally only a man could ruin working at a pet store.
September 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Literally only a man could ruin working at a pet store.
Just screaming into the void, but I really wish people would do basic research before buying animals. Like, so much stress and suffering could be avoided if people would just not impulse buy pets.
August 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just screaming into the void, but I really wish people would do basic research before buying animals. Like, so much stress and suffering could be avoided if people would just not impulse buy pets.
I know you can't save them all. Like rationally I know that. But it still hurts when a rescue falls through. Like I could have done more.
August 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I know you can't save them all. Like rationally I know that. But it still hurts when a rescue falls through. Like I could have done more.
I love her so much. Why is she perfect?
July 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I love her so much. Why is she perfect?
This isn't the first time I've found a random gastropod at work. Probably won't be the last.
July 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This isn't the first time I've found a random gastropod at work. Probably won't be the last.
Unironically reminding myself of Meechy Darko bars to get through the day.
June 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Unironically reminding myself of Meechy Darko bars to get through the day.
Happy Birthday to myself and Wavey Davey ~
June 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Happy Birthday to myself and Wavey Davey ~
Who bullied us all into caring how fast our windshield wipers are going?
May 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Who bullied us all into caring how fast our windshield wipers are going?
I get dressed up pretty to go to gas stations.
May 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I get dressed up pretty to go to gas stations.
As an addict, I promised to stop taking things that hurt my body.
As a lactose-intolerant, I definitely lied.
As a lactose-intolerant, I definitely lied.
May 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
As an addict, I promised to stop taking things that hurt my body.
As a lactose-intolerant, I definitely lied.
As a lactose-intolerant, I definitely lied.
Took me nearly 28 years to discover I prefer iced coffee and women. Damn I'm slow.
May 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Took me nearly 28 years to discover I prefer iced coffee and women. Damn I'm slow.
I dreamt that my local reptile shop had toads with human faces on them. And I still bought them. Actually disappointed to wake up.
May 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I dreamt that my local reptile shop had toads with human faces on them. And I still bought them. Actually disappointed to wake up.
The key to combatting the invasive cane toad is by giving them all to me. I want them.
May 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The key to combatting the invasive cane toad is by giving them all to me. I want them.
When that procrastination finally breaks and you get everything done in the middle of the night.
That or I'm manic whoops
That or I'm manic whoops
April 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When that procrastination finally breaks and you get everything done in the middle of the night.
That or I'm manic whoops
That or I'm manic whoops
My sense of humor is broken.
February 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My sense of humor is broken.
Reposted by Miss Moose
Did you know you can tell a Frog and Toad apart by the shape of their pupils? A Common Frog's pupils are large and circular whereas Common Toads have horizontal slits.
Next time you're staring lovingly into the eyes of a mystery amphibian, check out their pupils!
📸 Barry Clough & Christian Moss
Next time you're staring lovingly into the eyes of a mystery amphibian, check out their pupils!
📸 Barry Clough & Christian Moss
February 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Did you know you can tell a Frog and Toad apart by the shape of their pupils? A Common Frog's pupils are large and circular whereas Common Toads have horizontal slits.
Next time you're staring lovingly into the eyes of a mystery amphibian, check out their pupils!
📸 Barry Clough & Christian Moss
Next time you're staring lovingly into the eyes of a mystery amphibian, check out their pupils!
📸 Barry Clough & Christian Moss
This lives rent free in my head all day everyday.
American Woodcock Shine
YouTube video by steelels1
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February 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This lives rent free in my head all day everyday.
Today Grimshire has infected my brain. I can't wait for it to come out. Please give me something new to obsess over.
February 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Today Grimshire has infected my brain. I can't wait for it to come out. Please give me something new to obsess over.