AngryTardigrade (she/her)
@angrytardigrade.bsky.social
Mom. Liberal. Smartass. Dislikes shoes. #UglyDogs
Having a snake in the house wasn’t particular alarming.
It was how my toddler son, who I’d just put to bed in the same room, nonchalantly called, “Mom, theres a snake in the room!”
*note - we lived with my folks in So Cal at the time, where we also had rattlers…
It was how my toddler son, who I’d just put to bed in the same room, nonchalantly called, “Mom, theres a snake in the room!”
*note - we lived with my folks in So Cal at the time, where we also had rattlers…
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Having a snake in the house wasn’t particular alarming.
It was how my toddler son, who I’d just put to bed in the same room, nonchalantly called, “Mom, theres a snake in the room!”
*note - we lived with my folks in So Cal at the time, where we also had rattlers…
It was how my toddler son, who I’d just put to bed in the same room, nonchalantly called, “Mom, theres a snake in the room!”
*note - we lived with my folks in So Cal at the time, where we also had rattlers…
I once had a mouse problem.
Then they magically disappeared.
Shortly after I realized I hadn’t seen one in a while, I found a mid-sized gopher snake lounging in my bedroom.
Potential solution?
Then they magically disappeared.
Shortly after I realized I hadn’t seen one in a while, I found a mid-sized gopher snake lounging in my bedroom.
Potential solution?
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I once had a mouse problem.
Then they magically disappeared.
Shortly after I realized I hadn’t seen one in a while, I found a mid-sized gopher snake lounging in my bedroom.
Potential solution?
Then they magically disappeared.
Shortly after I realized I hadn’t seen one in a while, I found a mid-sized gopher snake lounging in my bedroom.
Potential solution?
Laon started it
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Laon started it
I never had the rancor, but I did have the Ewok village and Jabba. That platform opens up and lets you put some poor unfortunate inside. It was delightful.
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I never had the rancor, but I did have the Ewok village and Jabba. That platform opens up and lets you put some poor unfortunate inside. It was delightful.
Meanwhile the Admin. is working on an event at the White House itself where grown men and women will pummel each other into a bloody, concussed mess of broken limbs in front of a drunken, cheering crowd.
But sure, let’s worry about folks dancing around in sparkly dresses, lip synching to Cher.
But sure, let’s worry about folks dancing around in sparkly dresses, lip synching to Cher.
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Meanwhile the Admin. is working on an event at the White House itself where grown men and women will pummel each other into a bloody, concussed mess of broken limbs in front of a drunken, cheering crowd.
But sure, let’s worry about folks dancing around in sparkly dresses, lip synching to Cher.
But sure, let’s worry about folks dancing around in sparkly dresses, lip synching to Cher.
But planes will finally have a dress code again, so it balances out, right?
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
But planes will finally have a dress code again, so it balances out, right?
It just means I’ll be sitting there for a while. Hope my kidnappers have a good mattress for me. If I’m going to be there for years, it’s probably best for all concerned if I’m not cranky from sleeping on a bad mattress. No sense in all of us being victims of my foul mood.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It just means I’ll be sitting there for a while. Hope my kidnappers have a good mattress for me. If I’m going to be there for years, it’s probably best for all concerned if I’m not cranky from sleeping on a bad mattress. No sense in all of us being victims of my foul mood.
My grandma swore for decades that she woke up in the middle of the night, and stepped out into the hallway to see a lumberjack, glowing blue, helping her toddler son down the rickety stairs to the bathroom in their place in Chicago.
No other fanciful tales, just the same lumberjack story.
No other fanciful tales, just the same lumberjack story.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My grandma swore for decades that she woke up in the middle of the night, and stepped out into the hallway to see a lumberjack, glowing blue, helping her toddler son down the rickety stairs to the bathroom in their place in Chicago.
No other fanciful tales, just the same lumberjack story.
No other fanciful tales, just the same lumberjack story.
Wait, are they scrounging off of our welfare, or are they buying all of our houses?
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Wait, are they scrounging off of our welfare, or are they buying all of our houses?
No, thats raucous. Caucus was the Massachusetts Dem politician who ran against Bush in the 1988 presidential election
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
No, thats raucous. Caucus was the Massachusetts Dem politician who ran against Bush in the 1988 presidential election
Sending demons into pigs and watching them drown? Fine.
Telling Abraham to murder his son, only to send an angel when he’s seconds away to say “just testing you! Lolz!” Sure.
Saul calling a witch to summon the spirit of a dead prophet for battle advice? Why not?
Mind reading? DEVIL WORSHIP!!
Telling Abraham to murder his son, only to send an angel when he’s seconds away to say “just testing you! Lolz!” Sure.
Saul calling a witch to summon the spirit of a dead prophet for battle advice? Why not?
Mind reading? DEVIL WORSHIP!!
October 31, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Sending demons into pigs and watching them drown? Fine.
Telling Abraham to murder his son, only to send an angel when he’s seconds away to say “just testing you! Lolz!” Sure.
Saul calling a witch to summon the spirit of a dead prophet for battle advice? Why not?
Mind reading? DEVIL WORSHIP!!
Telling Abraham to murder his son, only to send an angel when he’s seconds away to say “just testing you! Lolz!” Sure.
Saul calling a witch to summon the spirit of a dead prophet for battle advice? Why not?
Mind reading? DEVIL WORSHIP!!
$4,200/yr = $80/week. For an entire household.
And he thinks these people can afford crack?
And he thinks these people can afford crack?
October 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
$4,200/yr = $80/week. For an entire household.
And he thinks these people can afford crack?
And he thinks these people can afford crack?
So don’t let the GOP’s lies about who is running this clown show continue.
Make sure everyone knows what is at stake, and who is actually fighting for the 99%.
And stand behind the Dems who are brave enough to fight with what little leverage they have. Then we primary the rest.
Make sure everyone knows what is at stake, and who is actually fighting for the 99%.
And stand behind the Dems who are brave enough to fight with what little leverage they have. Then we primary the rest.
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
So don’t let the GOP’s lies about who is running this clown show continue.
Make sure everyone knows what is at stake, and who is actually fighting for the 99%.
And stand behind the Dems who are brave enough to fight with what little leverage they have. Then we primary the rest.
Make sure everyone knows what is at stake, and who is actually fighting for the 99%.
And stand behind the Dems who are brave enough to fight with what little leverage they have. Then we primary the rest.
So, yes, the Dems could vote to stop the shutdown, and sacrifice millions of Americans on the altar of GOP greed.
But the GOP could ALSO stop the shutdown by amending the appropriations bill to restore programs and benefits everyday Americans depend on for their very existence.
But the GOP could ALSO stop the shutdown by amending the appropriations bill to restore programs and benefits everyday Americans depend on for their very existence.
October 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
So, yes, the Dems could vote to stop the shutdown, and sacrifice millions of Americans on the altar of GOP greed.
But the GOP could ALSO stop the shutdown by amending the appropriations bill to restore programs and benefits everyday Americans depend on for their very existence.
But the GOP could ALSO stop the shutdown by amending the appropriations bill to restore programs and benefits everyday Americans depend on for their very existence.
Also at risk are your healthcare subsidies, which are set to expire this year. The GOP says “we’ll figure that out later”. The Dems are demanding that those be included NOW. If they give in and vote to approve, your premiums may double. Can you afford that? I sure can’t. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Health care subsidies are at the heart of the shutdown fight. Here's who loses if they expire
Millions of Americans with Affordable Care Act marketplace health insurance will face higher costs next year if Congress doesn't extend enhanced premium tax credits that have made the plans more affor...
www.pbs.org
October 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Also at risk are your healthcare subsidies, which are set to expire this year. The GOP says “we’ll figure that out later”. The Dems are demanding that those be included NOW. If they give in and vote to approve, your premiums may double. Can you afford that? I sure can’t. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
People like Sen. Fetterman are trying to convince Dems to approve the administration’s appropriations bill to allow SNAP and other programs to resume. But that bill contains PERMANENT cuts to Medicaid and social security. But apparently that’s a price he’s willing to let you all pay.
October 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
People like Sen. Fetterman are trying to convince Dems to approve the administration’s appropriations bill to allow SNAP and other programs to resume. But that bill contains PERMANENT cuts to Medicaid and social security. But apparently that’s a price he’s willing to let you all pay.
Someone please ask Mr. Tiffany why it’s a good thing to make Wisconsinites pay an additional tax…sorry, “tariff”… on beer and chocolates?
Because I’m struggling to figure out how this is making any of our lives better.
Because I’m struggling to figure out how this is making any of our lives better.
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Someone please ask Mr. Tiffany why it’s a good thing to make Wisconsinites pay an additional tax…sorry, “tariff”… on beer and chocolates?
Because I’m struggling to figure out how this is making any of our lives better.
Because I’m struggling to figure out how this is making any of our lives better.
My beautiful Buddy-Girl. The sweetest most loving baby girl, she never met a soul she didn’t love completely and unconditionally.
October 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My beautiful Buddy-Girl. The sweetest most loving baby girl, she never met a soul she didn’t love completely and unconditionally.
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October 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Might be rabies. Or the plague.
But at least it’s not lupus.
But at least it’s not lupus.
a man in a suit and blue shirt is saying it 's never lupus
Alt: Dr. House saying it 's never lupus, because it’s never lupus. Except when it’s lupus.
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October 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Might be rabies. Or the plague.
But at least it’s not lupus.
But at least it’s not lupus.