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I have hit all my health goals for THREE AND A HALF WHOLE DAYS NOW, and I STILL don’t have the body of a Greek god yet?! This is BULLCRAP.
January 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I have hit all my health goals for THREE AND A HALF WHOLE DAYS NOW, and I STILL don’t have the body of a Greek god yet?! This is BULLCRAP.
I would love an option on my mobile browser that would ignore any tap on an element that wasn’t in that spot on my screen for a customizable amount of time before I tapped it.
If I tap something that’s only been in that spot for 0.12 seconds, that’s probably not actually what I was trying to tap!
If I tap something that’s only been in that spot for 0.12 seconds, that’s probably not actually what I was trying to tap!
January 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I would love an option on my mobile browser that would ignore any tap on an element that wasn’t in that spot on my screen for a customizable amount of time before I tapped it.
If I tap something that’s only been in that spot for 0.12 seconds, that’s probably not actually what I was trying to tap!
If I tap something that’s only been in that spot for 0.12 seconds, that’s probably not actually what I was trying to tap!
People posting things from 2015 in the nostalgia subreddit need to chill out.
July 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
People posting things from 2015 in the nostalgia subreddit need to chill out.
Sometimes I can’t tell if my computer screen flickered or if I blinked.
June 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Sometimes I can’t tell if my computer screen flickered or if I blinked.
A problem with all of these algorithmic feeds on social media platforms is that they very quickly learn how attracted I am to cleavage, which then makes it a risky gamble to open any of these apps in public.
April 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
A problem with all of these algorithmic feeds on social media platforms is that they very quickly learn how attracted I am to cleavage, which then makes it a risky gamble to open any of these apps in public.
I’ve just realized that I’ve spent almost the last TEN YEARS saying to myself, “Well, at least it can’t get any worse than this.”
April 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’ve just realized that I’ve spent almost the last TEN YEARS saying to myself, “Well, at least it can’t get any worse than this.”
Eight cups of water a day is really difficult.
Two energy drinks, four cans of Diet Coke, a coffee from Starbucks, and a little sip of water from a public drinking fountain is really easy.
Two energy drinks, four cans of Diet Coke, a coffee from Starbucks, and a little sip of water from a public drinking fountain is really easy.
March 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Eight cups of water a day is really difficult.
Two energy drinks, four cans of Diet Coke, a coffee from Starbucks, and a little sip of water from a public drinking fountain is really easy.
Two energy drinks, four cans of Diet Coke, a coffee from Starbucks, and a little sip of water from a public drinking fountain is really easy.
La Croix is homeopathic soda.
February 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
La Croix is homeopathic soda.
If you’ve ever wondered what carbonated cough syrup tastes like, boy do I have the product for you.
February 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If you’ve ever wondered what carbonated cough syrup tastes like, boy do I have the product for you.