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Is it a coincidence that "freedom" spoken slowly sounds like "furry dom?" Our sources say, "Yes."
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The vessels are confirmed to contain ego massages and children to "play and relax with" according to a Trump official.
December 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Step 1: Ask you wife to remind you of your child's name.
December 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Spying on and micromanaging employees can improve productivity and the likelihood of workplace violence," studies suggest.
December 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
World Cup participants now know whose matches will be cancelled next year when Trump inevitably goes off the rails and cancels the event.
The 2026 World Cup draw is in the books!

Take in the sights and sounds from watch parties across the U.S. and Canada.
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"We'd rather be known as a commercial channel that occasionally shows football than a football channel that occasionally runs ads," said a RedZone representative.
So much for “commercial-free football.”

NFL RedZone, one of the most popular sports telecasts, has increased the number of commercials during its seven-hour broadcast.
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Bill was reportedly distracted focusing on a freshman lady he spotted in the stands. Reports suggest the lady in question is a whopping four years younger than Bill's current girlfriend.
TCU spoils Bill Belichick’s UNC debut in Chapel Hill.
September 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Bessent promises to use doggy houses for humans.
September 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The rule will not apply to those whose scent encroaches on their neighbor, however, noted a Southwest Spokesperson
August 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"If we don't start winning again soon, then we'll just have to spend another $200,000,000 on another player or two so that we can get ahead again. That'll remind the small market teams who runs this league," said an anonymous Yankees staff member.
The New York Yankees are 44-43 since May 1.

The few fans who remained until the very last out in Sunday’s lifeless 7-1 loss booed the team.
August 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Waymo has received pushback from the Trump administration for refusing to automatically drop off non-white individuals at ICE holding facilities, per the New York Times.
July 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Eating your girlfriend out was linked to better health, however, noted the study.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Jul 3
There is strong evidence that there is “no safe amount” of processed meat to eat, nutrition experts say in response to a new study on the connection between diet and the risk of major diseases: cnn.it/4lElYWx
There is no safe amount of processed meat to eat, according to new research | CNN
A new study investigates the link between processed meat, sugar-sweetened beverages, and trans fatty acids, to diseases such as cancer, heart disease and type 2 diabetes.
cnn.it
July 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
In a stunning upset, Democrats elect man with pulse in primaries
June 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Higher than expected score at the midway point. 0-0 at the half
Despite a dominant first half by Al Ahly, the opening Club World Cup match ends in a draw.

Lionel Messi's Inter Miami side was held together by goalkeeper Oscar Ustari's PK save in the 43rd minute.
June 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"Bears hit high point of 2025-2026 #NFL season with a #1 offseason ranking. 'On season' ranking expected to be around #30."
The Chicago Bears' 2025 NFL offseason moves were so good that they recently took the top spot in a league-wide ranking.#bears
Chicago Bears offseason moves ranked No. 1 in latest NFL breakdown
www.si.com
June 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
RRK Jr. proposing adding mercury to infant formula to "create a bunch of saiyans like in that one #anime," per AP
June 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Anime Freedom was in the business of scalping Pokemon cards to help pay our bills, but now we've got a new product to inflate the prices on.
Sydney Sweeney's bathwater was made into a new limited-edition soap by men's natural body wash brand Dr. Squatch.

“Why? Because y’all wouldn’t stop asking,” the company says.
Sydney Sweeney is selling soap that contains her actual bathwater
The 27-year-old "Euphoria" actor announced the new limited-edition body wash, made with a "touch" of her bathwater, on Thursday.
nbcnews.to
May 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This Memorial Day weekend, we here at Anime Freedom wish to salute those who have suffered from bone spurs.
May 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM