ANimzovich
@animzovich.bsky.social
Retired chess coach.
US Air Force veteran.
Practicing TM for 50 years.
US Air Force veteran.
Practicing TM for 50 years.
Why is there a gun over the fireplace?
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Why is there a gun over the fireplace?
I don’t have a problem going to the store every day, up to five items, as long as she texts me the list.
(I can remember five prices, so I know whether the scanner is trying to overcharge me.)
(I can remember five prices, so I know whether the scanner is trying to overcharge me.)
February 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I don’t have a problem going to the store every day, up to five items, as long as she texts me the list.
(I can remember five prices, so I know whether the scanner is trying to overcharge me.)
(I can remember five prices, so I know whether the scanner is trying to overcharge me.)
Two JFCs with the same middle name.
February 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Two JFCs with the same middle name.
If you think religion is better than sex, you’re not doing it right.
February 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
If you think religion is better than sex, you’re not doing it right.
A good library should have a book to piss-off everybody.
February 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
A good library should have a book to piss-off everybody.
How much does Excel cost/user/year?
How much does AI cost/user/year?
How much does AI cost/user/year?
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
How much does Excel cost/user/year?
How much does AI cost/user/year?
How much does AI cost/user/year?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
You’re thinking of the George Clooney giant turd in the litter box joke.
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 AM
You’re thinking of the George Clooney giant turd in the litter box joke.
Should we bring back the Usenet newsgroup "Death to Wesley Crusher"?
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Should we bring back the Usenet newsgroup "Death to Wesley Crusher"?
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Greater Cleveland.
January 27, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Greater Cleveland.
The threat is greater than the execution.
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The threat is greater than the execution.
When I hear something about the old football player Hopalong Cassidy, I think of the chess team that called themselves Castle-Long Hoppidy.
January 27, 2026 at 5:23 PM
When I hear something about the old football player Hopalong Cassidy, I think of the chess team that called themselves Castle-Long Hoppidy.
My new stretching routine.
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
My new stretching routine.
I love euphemisms.
January 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I love euphemisms.
We have one base in Greenland, Pituffik.
Denmark could offer the same amount of land to all members of NATO.
For NATO’s “mutual defense” clause.
Denmark could offer the same amount of land to all members of NATO.
For NATO’s “mutual defense” clause.
January 22, 2026 at 1:17 PM
We have one base in Greenland, Pituffik.
Denmark could offer the same amount of land to all members of NATO.
For NATO’s “mutual defense” clause.
Denmark could offer the same amount of land to all members of NATO.
For NATO’s “mutual defense” clause.
Great!
Also, the egg came before the chicken because dinosaurs were laying eggs long before one of them evolved into a chicken.
Also, the egg came before the chicken because dinosaurs were laying eggs long before one of them evolved into a chicken.
January 22, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Great!
Also, the egg came before the chicken because dinosaurs were laying eggs long before one of them evolved into a chicken.
Also, the egg came before the chicken because dinosaurs were laying eggs long before one of them evolved into a chicken.
He’s 27-2 in two years at Indiana.
January 20, 2026 at 3:21 PM
He’s 27-2 in two years at Indiana.
“Everything tastes like hair.” -Sam Elliot
January 19, 2026 at 1:47 AM
“Everything tastes like hair.” -Sam Elliot
Gandalf was detained when captured by Saruman, so he was too late to meet the hobbits at the Prancing Pony.
Good thing Aragorn was there.
Good thing Aragorn was there.
January 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Gandalf was detained when captured by Saruman, so he was too late to meet the hobbits at the Prancing Pony.
Good thing Aragorn was there.
Good thing Aragorn was there.