Can you prove to me that Elon Musk isn’t Cobra Commander? I’ve never seen them both in the same room at the same time.

If you are reading this I’m rooting for you.

I’m paying my dmv renewal registration online was kind of fun years old.

Tap tap. Is this thing on?

Uno games should only end with a table flipped over or tears.

If your romantic partner doesn’t have 42 different nicknames that you respond to immediately after a few years you two might not make it.

Screaming into a void can be fun and therapeutic at the same time