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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 1d

>I use bruv unironically
>Started listening to Oasis
>Oh no.jpeg
>Am slowly turning British
>Help

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 1d

Fight the urge to punt him out of cuteness aggression

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 1d

I've added bruv to my vocabulary unironically and I dont wanna blame the UK as a whole so I'm just gonna blame Will.
Anyways, buy the shirt

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly I just want this as a print. Like I dont wanna ruin it by wearing it and washing it. I wanna hang it on my wall

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 1d

Now while I see both sides of the whole inVasion debate, I do appreciate WWE/NXT for keeping the spirit of the old logo in the new one

NoDQ.com: WWE and AEW news @nodq.com · 1d

Tonight, NoDQ will have a live recap of both WWE NXT vs. TNA "Showdown" and AEW Dynamite "Title Tuesday" over at www.youtube.com/live/jnfo9RI...

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 2d

I thought this was who we're being mean to

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 2d

I can't believe Anthony from Smosh circa 2007 is the twat that tried to start shit with SRS

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 2d

You are my friend group's resident Chris Chan Archivist so... And also Zach is about as big of a Chris Chan nerd as you. And also they wanted Christine to do a cameo. So I'm more surprised they didn't make a reference eariler

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 2d

borgerger

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 9d

The Three Wisemen of Wrestling

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 12d

So they have to make a Punk Mobster figure. Right?
www.ringsidecollectibles.com/wwe-elite-11...

John Cena (Chicago Mobster) - WWE Elite 118 Exclusive

John Cena (Chicago Mobster) - WWE Elite 118 Exclusive WWE Toy Wrestling Action Figure

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 14d

Through the Fire and the Flames

Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 15d

Nope. But I wish I was cause I'm sad as fuck

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 15d

Sometimes I'm just yelling in the void. No one cares. And why should they? I'm a 30 year old fucking loser

Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 15d

I'm such a fucking loser I can't even get pictures from engagement bait girls on Twitter
I just want to be loved man

Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 19d

Fuck. Why did you do that? Let me get my walker

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 19d

#CnCPoseFactory

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 20d

Hey das me! On it Alien Boss Lady!

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 25d

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 27d

Like Charlie's death is tricky to navigate but lets not treat him like someone important. He was a Trump dick rider, social agitator and all around dickhead. He shouldnt be getting the celebrity memoriam treatment

DeeDeeFifty ("Mirai United VRT's Kids Vtuber" - Lith) @deedeefifty.bsky.social · 27d

Ah yes reminders as to why I plug out once football is back.

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 27d

@getgianni.com HOW COULD YOU

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 28d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGrA...

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · 28d

Damn it. You beat me to it

Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · Sep 4

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Andre The Average Height @anjake95.bsky.social · Sep 4

My friend Star literally said she was gonna buy it on everything she had lol

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