Very surprised to see the stats he's produced this season with Las Palmas.

The story of the pre-season friendly against West Ham had me laughing my head off.

Was coming here to recommend this. A great insight into the life of a journeyman pro, albeit of a bygone era. Some very funny lines in it too.

YOU SCOUNDREL!

Simon is such a weasel. I'd say he was the kid in your class who told the teacher they forgot to give homework to the class. #rteupfront

CM 01/02 is, by some distance, the computer game I spent most time playing. Even at one point got into the whole "loading it up on a modern laptop with the latest updates" things, but eventually real life got in the way and it's just not feasible to play it any longer.

We also look like we're capable of creating, if not a lot more chances, a lot more attacking pressure.

Wouldn't go as far as good, but certainly has a feel of a corner having - hopefully - been turned. That's the kind of game we'd have drawn or lost in the past few years, so even that is comforting at least.

Looks like something she'll be sending her minions to retrieve from FIFA HQ shortly.

Great list 👍🏻

I suspect they are lacking a certain love for their country. I moan when there's a club break during internationals!