Ann Gora
@ann-gora.bsky.social
Comedian. Former Dirty Rotten Showgirl. Bipolar Shut-in. Compulsive Exfoliator. Livin’ w/my dead Mom & 2 Shih Tzus in ABQ.
And here I am putting all my money on Dr. Pepper getting the job.
Trump just named Dr. Oz to serve as the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services Administrator.
Yes, Dr. Oz.
Yes, Dr. Oz.
November 19, 2024 at 9:49 PM
And here I am putting all my money on Dr. Pepper getting the job.
They should have Men’s, Women’s, and Afraid’s Bathrooms available. The Afraid’s Bathroom is a bucket in an unused closet with a comforting deadlock.
House Republicans just spent another entire legislative day talking about bathrooms.
November 19, 2024 at 7:44 PM
They should have Men’s, Women’s, and Afraid’s Bathrooms available. The Afraid’s Bathroom is a bucket in an unused closet with a comforting deadlock.
Pretty jealous of the size of the butt plug these republicans are able to tolerate having to serve Trump.
November 18, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Pretty jealous of the size of the butt plug these republicans are able to tolerate having to serve Trump.
There should be a haunted house for people over 30. Mostly it would be mirrors and a voice asking what you plan to do with your life and how your gonna make your rent.
November 18, 2024 at 10:15 PM
There should be a haunted house for people over 30. Mostly it would be mirrors and a voice asking what you plan to do with your life and how your gonna make your rent.
Pretty sure most of the time when people want to get close to me it's to try and figure out what's wrong.
November 18, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Pretty sure most of the time when people want to get close to me it's to try and figure out what's wrong.
The new final exam for Sex Ed will be a field trip to Motel 6. #elonmusk #childless
November 18, 2024 at 8:30 PM
The new final exam for Sex Ed will be a field trip to Motel 6. #elonmusk #childless
Don't piss on my head and tell me you're paying with a check.
November 18, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Don't piss on my head and tell me you're paying with a check.
I'm ready for respect porn. Just videos of men taking rejection well.
November 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I'm ready for respect porn. Just videos of men taking rejection well.
For the LAST TIME- JD Vance is at home doing a cleanse before becoming the front of the human centipede made entirely of Trumps staff picks. #jdvance #trump #humancentipede
a man wearing sunglasses and a white coat is saying feed her
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a white coat is saying feed her
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 5:36 PM
For the LAST TIME- JD Vance is at home doing a cleanse before becoming the front of the human centipede made entirely of Trumps staff picks. #jdvance #trump #humancentipede
Man if I found a sword in the street or in a dumpster I would never talk about anything else for the rest of my life.
November 18, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Man if I found a sword in the street or in a dumpster I would never talk about anything else for the rest of my life.
lifehack: excuse yourself from events by saying it violates the terms of your parole.
November 18, 2024 at 3:31 AM
lifehack: excuse yourself from events by saying it violates the terms of your parole.
My brother walked into a bank, claimed to own the Bible and demanded money. I still contend that was saner than those who voted for Trump.
November 18, 2024 at 3:28 AM
My brother walked into a bank, claimed to own the Bible and demanded money. I still contend that was saner than those who voted for Trump.