My heart goes out to the men that have no feminine insight or influence in their life.

(This insight brought to you by re-downloading dating apps)

The worst part about being sick is I’m like “maybe I’m okay enough to get some chores done” and your body is like, “bitch, you’re shaking trying to drink your tea?”

Yall the feeling of washing your hands?!?! Amazing.

I need a child free by choice support group

I am so tired of having to do things myself and alone.

Very much hating this 5-8pm battery depletion bed rotting to 8pm surge of executive function cycle I’m in right now

I hate crying my skincare off

Next hyperfixation: documentaries

Thinking about John Cena today.

What seeing an “Edited” text message actually means:
“Guess what tonight it” >
“Guess what tonight is”
What I think it means:
“You’re the most foolish fool to jingle along in life. An utter imbecile. I never wanted to be your friend and I hope to never speak to you again.” >
“Guess what tonight is”

Stream of consciousness might be fun tho

Maybe I’ll try to make successful content here that I absolutely never could on Twitter. (Working theory: maybe I’m not that funny? No, can’t be that)

Looking for hockey and humor here. Hoping we can have a collective platform again for fun stuff 😅

This is high art