Oh no! I wanted to get up, but I've been selected as a pillow! 😅🥹💕

I'm gonna need a Muppets mocu-biopic about the Beetles with Beaker playing George so we can have "While my guitar gently meeps"

A "how it started / how it's going" post about the kiddie pool I stole from someone's trash. Inner ring is carrots, outer left romaine, outer right baby bok choy. Boards and junk to keep cats out.

🚨Deleted Scene: Gandalf teaching Frodo Sindarin.

Reminder: there’s still hundreds of hours of unseen footage in a vault !!

Every time I go out in my garden to pick the damn caterpillars off the damn brassicas, I'm mentally singing Sabrina Carpenter "please, please, PLEASE, please grow me some damn food!"

I'm tired of smiling for other people; I want to smile for myself.

Spider says frog says it's fall pass it on

Everyone join me in a slow clap for my hybrid tomato varietal Early Girl, whose packet claims it'll be the first to sprout and the first to fruit, but has been in dead last place every year I've grown it. #tomatoshaming #heirloomsareamessbuttheyWork

Lava and Tonic 💕🍹