As in, "storm's coming in, so make sure there's nothing on the basement floor that you don't want getting wet."

I mean, when *would* you want things on the floor getting wet?

Need better word.

...finally realized that I had inadvertently tapped on a video in the Weather Channel app and it was trying to tell me about cherry blossoms.
With VERY BOMBASTIC MUSIC.

This really is the weirdest timeline.

But what about the courts shutting down?

I say let's make like Battlestar Galactica and go with Linda McMahon. Yeah, that sounds like it would work.

Not finding anything at all in Illinois...????

Well, crap, just when they're about to kill off the entire "parasite class"? We can't have THAT!

What Social Security?

Or like HCR, "doggy". No shade on dogs, though.