Seconded

Okay, this isn’t a plan. It’s an idea floated by the admin’s hobgoblin. So maybe try reporting it as such.
And! -You can already do this. Two ways. If you have an existing 401K/403B, you can take a loan against it. If you have one from a previous job, you can withdraw up to 10K w/o penalty.

I had one was in a constant state of “my bowls are/could/have been/will be/ might be - empty”. And if she did not see you actually put the food in the bowl from the “approved” storage container, the bowls were empty.

Current status-cat on lap as well. She does not want to move.

Such a shame that Saturns disappeared. They were good inexpensive cars! I lost my first Prius to an inattentive driver who hit me so hard that the front of my car got stuck under the SUV in front of me. Totaled. I had just made my last payment three weeks earlier :(
New Prius with AWD, not as good

Best car that I had prior to my first prius with traction stability control was a 2000 Saturn. 2000lbs, built low to the ground and got me through so many storms in the Berkshires. Light cars, low to the ground are BETTER than those monstrosities out there, and you can park them easily :)

I could watch these all day :)

I picture him using a dictation program to do these, in a mostly monotone voice, weary, waiting for the sweet release of death.

Not at all surprised. ACE folks are almost universally good people.

That’s going to leave a mark.

Your visitor has really perfected his murderface.

It’s going to be really funny when they get their parkas and think that’s enough. Hats, gloves, wind/water proof pants and real boots are also needed. Maybe a little frostbite will drive them out🤞

Take care of yourself. We will miss you, and look forward to your return!

And she is asking the “Mechahitler” team to fix it? WTAF?
The internet was definitely a mistake.