This book lives rent-free in my head, in bits and snatches, because I read it so often. Planting tomatoes, some voice in my head says "they're pigs for water in this climate." When Obama said, "Please proceed, Governor" I heard "Sir, I await your convenience."

Do you think he’s not blending his makeup all the way to his hairline because he can’t handle how far away it is?

If not appointed to a cabinet post.

Jesus, what does it say that I thought this was about Hegseth’s boat murder victims?

Gonna go turn off the internet for awhile.

“And, in 2012, when USVI sought to bring its sex offender laws into compliance with federal standards, USVI officials solicited Epstein’s input into the changes he would like to see added to the bill.”

Let that sink in a minute.

Also, she talks. It’s a tremendous film. Not good, as such, but tremendous.

The Christmas Eve emergency vet, blessed be his holy name, asking the most pertinent question while unsnapping his gloves:

“One apple pie, one cherry, right? Good to go, I don’t need to see Dog #2.”