If you have time to count verbal assaults you’re doing it wrong.

The "We do not call 911" sign just kills me.

For those who aren't aware: you have always been able to order food and drinks before, during, and after the film you are watching -- using the pen and little pieces of paper they give you. That's how we got to enjoy phone-free cinema this whole time. Do people not know how to use pen/paper anymore?

Or maybe he’s a dying, malignant narcissist sliding into dementia whose actions are supported by nazis, pedophiles, and immorally monied ass-lickers.

We can’t win. If we aren’t smiling, they tell us to smile. If we ARE smiling we’re condescending, fucking bitches who deserve to be shot in the face.