Dr. Annie Savoy
@anniesavoy8.bsky.social
Bringing a real [Durham] Bulls on Parade vibe
I am 30 or 40 years old
and I do not need this
I am 30 or 40 years old
and I do not need this
I have an Andy Kaufman tattoo with my dead dogs ashes mixed into the black ink. I literally cannot be a normal person.
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I have an Andy Kaufman tattoo with my dead dogs ashes mixed into the black ink. I literally cannot be a normal person.
Sometimes I just remember when me and my long distance bestie both went on separate epic quests to locate a copy of the film "PCU" without the other knowing and giggle.
December 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Sometimes I just remember when me and my long distance bestie both went on separate epic quests to locate a copy of the film "PCU" without the other knowing and giggle.
Them: "...but you don't smoke, do you?"
Me: "ehhhhh. . . I have a light green American Spirit a couple of days a week. Leggings are out of fashion, and there hasn't been a new Passion Pit album in years. 2012 me still deserves a treat every once in a while."
Me: "ehhhhh. . . I have a light green American Spirit a couple of days a week. Leggings are out of fashion, and there hasn't been a new Passion Pit album in years. 2012 me still deserves a treat every once in a while."
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Them: "...but you don't smoke, do you?"
Me: "ehhhhh. . . I have a light green American Spirit a couple of days a week. Leggings are out of fashion, and there hasn't been a new Passion Pit album in years. 2012 me still deserves a treat every once in a while."
Me: "ehhhhh. . . I have a light green American Spirit a couple of days a week. Leggings are out of fashion, and there hasn't been a new Passion Pit album in years. 2012 me still deserves a treat every once in a while."
I swear my current life feels like a maladaptive daydream I would have had 20 years ago.
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I swear my current life feels like a maladaptive daydream I would have had 20 years ago.
Watched SLC Punk for the first time in probabaly 20 years the other day. Still fucking hits.
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Watched SLC Punk for the first time in probabaly 20 years the other day. Still fucking hits.
Terry Ryan's real voice makes me giggle.
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Terry Ryan's real voice makes me giggle.
I hope that one day, you hear "3's & 7's" played on a TouchTunes jukebox in a bar with four people in it and think of me.
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I hope that one day, you hear "3's & 7's" played on a TouchTunes jukebox in a bar with four people in it and think of me.
I saw some idiot trad wife wanna be influencer making "jokes" like "I'm not a feminist...I cook for my man." So, I put on a teddy and cooked Crash a steak while wearing 5 inch heels. And I had a PhD the entire time I did it. Thanks, feminism!
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I saw some idiot trad wife wanna be influencer making "jokes" like "I'm not a feminist...I cook for my man." So, I put on a teddy and cooked Crash a steak while wearing 5 inch heels. And I had a PhD the entire time I did it. Thanks, feminism!
A father and son sat down at the bar and I didn't know which one to flirt with to get a free drink. #perimenopause
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A father and son sat down at the bar and I didn't know which one to flirt with to get a free drink. #perimenopause
Niche sport tragedy: a team you used to work for rebrands, and you hate it.
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Niche sport tragedy: a team you used to work for rebrands, and you hate it.
Just found out one of my dad's friends died. My first thought was "oh, he'll be so happy to see her."
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just found out one of my dad's friends died. My first thought was "oh, he'll be so happy to see her."
Can we please stop with the groin stretch thirsty ass Tiktoks?!
November 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Can we please stop with the groin stretch thirsty ass Tiktoks?!
I'm a good person, not a nice person. Don't get it twisted.
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm a good person, not a nice person. Don't get it twisted.
Why do journal article reviewers not understand what "an example" is?
Reviewer 2: this paper fails to cover every possible angle of this issue, so you should be burned at the stake.
Reviewer 2: this paper fails to cover every possible angle of this issue, so you should be burned at the stake.
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Why do journal article reviewers not understand what "an example" is?
Reviewer 2: this paper fails to cover every possible angle of this issue, so you should be burned at the stake.
Reviewer 2: this paper fails to cover every possible angle of this issue, so you should be burned at the stake.
I really hope there's some bilingual dogs in Dog Heaven to explain to all the English-only-speaking dogs that they can come visit their families today.
October 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I really hope there's some bilingual dogs in Dog Heaven to explain to all the English-only-speaking dogs that they can come visit their families today.
The only thing that has made me lose faith in humanity more quickly than working as a writing lab tutor is analyzing social media posts and comments that hypersexualize athletes.
October 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The only thing that has made me lose faith in humanity more quickly than working as a writing lab tutor is analyzing social media posts and comments that hypersexualize athletes.
In today's installment of 2010s nostalgia. . .
Me: "Girl, I think about you every time I hear the song "Sweater Weather"
Her: Same! I also think of you when I hear "Tounge Tied" by Grouplove!!"
I miss when my back only hurt some of the time.
Me: "Girl, I think about you every time I hear the song "Sweater Weather"
Her: Same! I also think of you when I hear "Tounge Tied" by Grouplove!!"
I miss when my back only hurt some of the time.
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
In today's installment of 2010s nostalgia. . .
Me: "Girl, I think about you every time I hear the song "Sweater Weather"
Her: Same! I also think of you when I hear "Tounge Tied" by Grouplove!!"
I miss when my back only hurt some of the time.
Me: "Girl, I think about you every time I hear the song "Sweater Weather"
Her: Same! I also think of you when I hear "Tounge Tied" by Grouplove!!"
I miss when my back only hurt some of the time.
I swear whoever his hiring managers for the SF Giants is just looking for the hottest coach they can find.
October 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I swear whoever his hiring managers for the SF Giants is just looking for the hottest coach they can find.
Sorry not sorry. I'm rooting for Toronto.
October 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Sorry not sorry. I'm rooting for Toronto.
I like my fellow bar patrons the way I like my bourbon: aged.
October 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I like my fellow bar patrons the way I like my bourbon: aged.
Crash just called me a "good words-er" in an effort to compliment my writing. Bless him.
October 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Crash just called me a "good words-er" in an effort to compliment my writing. Bless him.
I swear if I don't get a decision from this journal soon. . .
October 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I swear if I don't get a decision from this journal soon. . .
I'm starting a creative writing project to help me stay motivated to write and stay in good habits. Definitely not just because I saw my new muse on Tik Tok and heard Pedro Pascal say this in my head.
a woman standing next to a man in a hospital bed looking at his phone
ALT: a woman standing next to a man in a hospital bed looking at his phone
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'm starting a creative writing project to help me stay motivated to write and stay in good habits. Definitely not just because I saw my new muse on Tik Tok and heard Pedro Pascal say this in my head.
My PhD supervisor in 2023: Start thinking about other collaborators. Students can't work with their supervisors forever.
Him Today: Yes, put me on that conference abstract, and I signed us up to write a book chapter.
Him Today: Yes, put me on that conference abstract, and I signed us up to write a book chapter.
October 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My PhD supervisor in 2023: Start thinking about other collaborators. Students can't work with their supervisors forever.
Him Today: Yes, put me on that conference abstract, and I signed us up to write a book chapter.
Him Today: Yes, put me on that conference abstract, and I signed us up to write a book chapter.
Fireball Apple + Sleigh Bells = solo dance party therapy.
September 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Fireball Apple + Sleigh Bells = solo dance party therapy.