And even if he did say it, it seems the only reason we are not going to war in Greenland is because....the stock market happened to go down yesterday. Not real solid ground.

Ice needs to be more than defunded but also torn apart to find policies to confuse and trigger people, the quotas, the bonuses, the top down messaging that they are untouchable, failure to train, etc. People need to be held accountable. We learned what these Petri dishes of authority spawn long ago.

I think “Visit Grandpa at Aegis Living Hour” needs to end.

Did someone shove him out there b/c of the Dow? Looks like it’s going down every minute he explores his dementia stream of conscious. i.makeagif.com/media/7-18-2...

He went on a 🧄🍸 bender from his ⚰️.

Good thing we don’t have some emotional woman at the helm, boy we’d be in some real crazy place then, amirite 🫠

I have a preference for Decapitate Ice. As it seems a more precise allocation of the problem.

Someone design and build a new sycophancy meter because presently no existing meter can even come close to capturing an accurate measurement of the the current state of affairs. Emphasis on "syco."

That’s one of the most fumbled “but”s ever. (Following “it’s horrible when someone is killed”). Court reporter, can you read that back.

Hard to believe it's not the dark web by now. Or is it.

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize." At least when Steven Wright said it, it was a JOKE.

Me when a client used to ask me when I would send them a draft brief to review.

How is the saying evolving these days? Dance like no one is watching. Have phone calls like the FBI is listening. And maybe now: write letters like they might be posted unredacted on the internet after you lose. 🤷‍♀️