Andy
@annndy.bsky.social
UNF Alum • Politics junkie • DUUUVAL fan (😳?) • Practicing 🏳️🌈 • Dog dad to Simon & Emma & Trudy • Liberal Elex Fanboy • Professional Mensch ✡️
Did PornHub just over-age me? It took my from a millennial to Gen X!!
Just take everything from me, PHub!
Just take everything from me, PHub!
December 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Did PornHub just over-age me? It took my from a millennial to Gen X!!
Just take everything from me, PHub!
Just take everything from me, PHub!
Not shocked hers is bigger than his.
December 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Not shocked hers is bigger than his.
After throwing 4 INTS …
Hey Jack! This is a bunch of malarkey. No joke. No joke.
Hey Jack! This is a bunch of malarkey. No joke. No joke.
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
After throwing 4 INTS …
Hey Jack! This is a bunch of malarkey. No joke. No joke.
Hey Jack! This is a bunch of malarkey. No joke. No joke.
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three men dressed as mariachis stand in a dirt field
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December 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Okay, so we can drop Indy from the playoffs.
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Okay, so we can drop Indy from the playoffs.
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
December 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
Welcome to the Glue Factory
a picture of a horse in a heart shaped frame
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December 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Welcome to the Glue Factory
Jakobi MY-OH-MY-OH-YERS
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Jakobi MY-OH-MY-OH-YERS
There’s more plastic in that room than what’s choking the Great Barrier Reef.
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
There’s more plastic in that room than what’s choking the Great Barrier Reef.
My well of sympathy has run dry.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My well of sympathy has run dry.
People can be incredible (not in the good way).
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
People can be incredible (not in the good way).
Both of the Dalton Bonds are 👌
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Both of the Dalton Bonds are 👌
My friends and I all discovered the difference between dot com and dot gov on the same day.
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My friends and I all discovered the difference between dot com and dot gov on the same day.
They saw Black Friday around the corner and had to whiten it up as much as possible.
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
They saw Black Friday around the corner and had to whiten it up as much as possible.
You know it’s real. Saw it on a shirt.
a man wearing a purple hat and a white t-shirt says it 's real
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November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
You know it’s real. Saw it on a shirt.
Why’d you go for two?
- Because I couldn’t go for three.
- Because I couldn’t go for three.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Why’d you go for two?
- Because I couldn’t go for three.
- Because I couldn’t go for three.
Same with the mac and cheese. The cheese might *gasp* brown.
a woman is covering her mouth with her hand and saying oooo lawd !
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November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Same with the mac and cheese. The cheese might *gasp* brown.
The crimes against humanity that come out of that kitchen…
a woman laying on a bed with jesus give me strength written on her face
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November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The crimes against humanity that come out of that kitchen…
Was legit torn on KC/DAL, but ultimately I put my seething hatred of Jerry Jones and his squad aside to see KC out of the playoffs.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Was legit torn on KC/DAL, but ultimately I put my seething hatred of Jerry Jones and his squad aside to see KC out of the playoffs.
Fair, but I did think at the height of DeSantis’ anti-drag panic that calling him “Rhonda Santis” was kind of fun.
Small minds - - -> easily amused
Small minds - - -> easily amused
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Fair, but I did think at the height of DeSantis’ anti-drag panic that calling him “Rhonda Santis” was kind of fun.
Small minds - - -> easily amused
Small minds - - -> easily amused
The republic of Bluesky-istan takes umbrage.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The republic of Bluesky-istan takes umbrage.