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Andy
@annndy.bsky.social
UNF Alum • Politics junkie • DUUUVAL fan (😳?) • Practicing 🏳️‍🌈 • Dog dad to Simon & Emma & Trudy • Liberal Elex Fanboy • Professional Mensch ✡️
Did PornHub just over-age me? It took my from a millennial to Gen X!!

Just take everything from me, PHub!
December 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Not shocked hers is bigger than his.
December 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
After throwing 4 INTS …

Hey Jack! This is a bunch of malarkey. No joke. No joke.
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
☝️x☝️x☝️
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December 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Harrison
December 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Okay, so we can drop Indy from the playoffs.
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
December 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Welcome to the Glue Factory
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December 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Jakobi MY-OH-MY-OH-YERS
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
There’s more plastic in that room than what’s choking the Great Barrier Reef.
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My well of sympathy has run dry.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
People can be incredible (not in the good way).
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Both of the Dalton Bonds are 👌
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
My friends and I all discovered the difference between dot com and dot gov on the same day.
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
They saw Black Friday around the corner and had to whiten it up as much as possible.
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You know it’s real. Saw it on a shirt.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Why’d you go for two?

- Because I couldn’t go for three.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Same with the mac and cheese. The cheese might *gasp* brown.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The crimes against humanity that come out of that kitchen…
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November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Was legit torn on KC/DAL, but ultimately I put my seething hatred of Jerry Jones and his squad aside to see KC out of the playoffs.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Fair, but I did think at the height of DeSantis’ anti-drag panic that calling him “Rhonda Santis” was kind of fun.

Small minds - - -> easily amused
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The republic of Bluesky-istan takes umbrage.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM