When two different Internet things are down at once I just assume it's finally happened and the grids gone down and that I'm gonna have to learn how to fish or something or survive

What's the thing you saw in your house that's super dirty but you're pretending you never saw it? Mines the top of the fridge 😬

Burning a bunch of cardboard and it's taking foreverrrrrrrr. Like do you know how long a fire has to take for a fucking ADHD person to get sick of it?

Can Europe just take us back please? We'll be good? Please?

Been having lots of fun with our climate change snowstorm in Florida the last few days. Can't believe the first time I see snow isn't after we've moved up north, but still in FL

Took a shower and forgot Yoyo was in the bathroom w me and screamed at the top of my lungs when I saw just her head moving thru the shower glass because I thought it was trapped in the bathroom with a fucking tarantula

Imagine an art car, with a bumper sticker on the back that just says "my other car is normal"

Making cookies and Pan is "helping"