It makes me very happy to see Nerd of the Rings on our side.

Heart attacks are therefore relative these days. 😂😵‍💫🥴

At this point I think Freddy Krueger could pop up in my bedroom and I’d just flip him off and say “I’m tired. Moisturizer is in the hall bath on your way out.”

The same people losing their minds in these chats are going to be installing Google’s Auto Browse, I guarantee it. 🤦‍♂️

Proper response is “Motherfucker I LIVE HERE. Don’t send me screaming out the goddamn door for your click count you narcissistic click-craving griftbag!”

Adjust tone to taste.

How about abolished? They’re shooting us, dumbass.

I did not have “Jesse emerges as a dark horse for governor” but at this point…

Works for me…better healthcare, more hockey, not hated on the world stage…

Fucker deserves that Wild hat jammed up his ass.

Randy Fine is the end result of an anal pregnancy.

Ask her why her own daughter is kicking her ass on social media.

You do realize Trump took over the board of that museum just like he did the Kennedy Center, right?

Not alone. ❤️‍🩹

Hearing the “So how was everyone’s weekend? Anybody do anything fun?” from other Minnesotans on Monday had me clenching my fists.

But the bills keep arriving, so I keep working.

But the world keeps being shit, so work keeps making me clench my fists…

And yet I know I have it easy.

It’s been a balancing act between the whole house unit turning the windows into frost and being able to effectively breathe. I finally settled on adding a separate tabletop mist one for the bedroom at night that keeps it higher than the rest of the house.

Yuppers, have one. Don’t play it nearly enough.