Kristen, I guess
@anomieincarnate.bsky.social
I’m at my best when I’m escaping.
Any office that’s in an old converted house is haunted! No further qualification needed!
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Any office that’s in an old converted house is haunted! No further qualification needed!
and on THIS?! The very eve of Our 9/11?!
September 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
and on THIS?! The very eve of Our 9/11?!
I got back on an OLD app this weekend. Sacramento 37-43 year olds look like meth-addled grandpas. Hilarity is about to ensue.
September 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I got back on an OLD app this weekend. Sacramento 37-43 year olds look like meth-addled grandpas. Hilarity is about to ensue.
RIP my Car Knife, lost to the disposal of Kari’s birthday cake.
July 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
RIP my Car Knife, lost to the disposal of Kari’s birthday cake.
California, amirite?
July 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
California, amirite?
The problem with picking up Minecraft for a little while like every year is that Minrcraft becomes THE ONLY THING I WANT TO DO for like a month. :(
June 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The problem with picking up Minecraft for a little while like every year is that Minrcraft becomes THE ONLY THING I WANT TO DO for like a month. :(
I’m speaking to you from the year 2025, but my message is timeless: cops is gangs.
June 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m speaking to you from the year 2025, but my message is timeless: cops is gangs.
The countdown begins.
June 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The countdown begins.
Sugar Pine Reservoir on 5/26. California, you’re beautiful.
May 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Sugar Pine Reservoir on 5/26. California, you’re beautiful.
Durr durr, am Dingus Doofne. Gon’ eat this dead plant and spiderwebs
May 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Durr durr, am Dingus Doofne. Gon’ eat this dead plant and spiderwebs
Three rounds of HvZ today, and humans survived one! It’s a first! !
May 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Three rounds of HvZ today, and humans survived one! It’s a first! !
A significant change in the winds has found my sails today. HAPPY FUCKIN’ FRIDAY Y’ALL!
May 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
A significant change in the winds has found my sails today. HAPPY FUCKIN’ FRIDAY Y’ALL!
Dice charging WORKS! Tell your friends.
April 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Dice charging WORKS! Tell your friends.
Tbh, Black Mirror S7 E1 is a PRETTY FUCKIN’ RUDE offering from Netflix.
April 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Tbh, Black Mirror S7 E1 is a PRETTY FUCKIN’ RUDE offering from Netflix.
I’m currently doing this thing called “not well.” :D
March 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’m currently doing this thing called “not well.” :D
My third place is a bar. No more drinkin’s gonna be ROUGH.
February 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My third place is a bar. No more drinkin’s gonna be ROUGH.
Thankful that one my regular bartenders knew what I meant when I said my plans today included spending some qt with BoB. I feel like it’s weird to spell it out.
February 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Thankful that one my regular bartenders knew what I meant when I said my plans today included spending some qt with BoB. I feel like it’s weird to spell it out.
I no longer wish to be awake, thank you.
February 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I no longer wish to be awake, thank you.
My relationship with social media is, apparently, constantly changing. Ditched fb a couple years ago, TikKyToKky just pulled some shady shizz, and I want to bail on IG but it’s tougher than expected. Microblogging may be the way, I suppose. I’d never been a tweeter, really.
January 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My relationship with social media is, apparently, constantly changing. Ditched fb a couple years ago, TikKyToKky just pulled some shady shizz, and I want to bail on IG but it’s tougher than expected. Microblogging may be the way, I suppose. I’d never been a tweeter, really.
Well, ok…but only because I was asked nicely.
January 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Well, ok…but only because I was asked nicely.
Two days of vacay lost to itchy ears, leaky face, and a coal miner’s cough but today I snifflehuffed my own near-solid sickie phlegm back into my own brain, so at least I’m dead now.
December 31, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Two days of vacay lost to itchy ears, leaky face, and a coal miner’s cough but today I snifflehuffed my own near-solid sickie phlegm back into my own brain, so at least I’m dead now.
Eddy ‘Sghetti at “his” job. Workin’ so hard…
December 18, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Eddy ‘Sghetti at “his” job. Workin’ so hard…
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to those who celebrate!
December 5, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to those who celebrate!
CA cost of living worth every penny.
November 30, 2024 at 6:05 PM
CA cost of living worth every penny.
Bear or Bigfoot? As a purposely non-snow native, I’m leanin’ this is a Bigfoot.
November 28, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Bear or Bigfoot? As a purposely non-snow native, I’m leanin’ this is a Bigfoot.