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judge judy
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order in the court!! ‼️👩🏼‍⚖️


(single-purpose parody account claiming zero affiliation with the real judge judith sheindlin)
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this is not a tool born of ill will, just responding to unwanted (for many) side effects of a sudden mass fan migration. i wish you all rich and fruitful lives. i am just not the target audience for that lady so having her pop up everywhere on my feed is like seeing ads for tesla floor mats or smth
tweaking the code to match on specific keywords in descriptions as a second step after the initial sweep because i feel like too many harmless bath & body works candle day sale veteran moms are getting caught in the crossfire. pausing the vacuum for a little while ‘til i get this sorted out!
November 15, 2024 at 7:20 PM
hope you got a good sniff! :D i just reupped on eos vanilla cashmere lotion and i've been layering it with kilian princess; sounds too sweet in theory (ntm unorthodox) but it's actually really good
November 13, 2024 at 3:48 AM
judge judy is brat
November 11, 2024 at 11:36 AM
yeah you don’t get to dogpile on here lol
November 8, 2024 at 8:23 PM
oh this api rocks
November 8, 2024 at 7:59 PM
swiftie block list. this is solely for controlling the scope of your online experience— please keep it civil & cute.

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November 8, 2024 at 1:53 AM
here to provide one service to the public and that’s it.
November 8, 2024 at 12:25 AM