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It’s my birthday today, and I’m spending it in meetings 😃🙃
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Just saw someone with a gamertag of “ReformUK” on Call of Duty, so I reported him to be a cunt 🥰
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The mums in Stranger Things are all absolute badasses, and every father in the show is such a wanker
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
IS THAT EVIL GEORGE IN THE EBAY ADVERT?
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ngl but the indigestion guy from the pepto bismol advert is hot af
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread

32 in 4 days 😭
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This party has been a MESS from Day One, and it’s really sad to see

This is why I’ve cancelled my membership
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Not Canada’s Drag Race ruining my night 😭
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What do you say to someone who says “You have the same name as my dog!”?

Asking for me bc I have no fucking clue how to respond to that
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
This has probably been the most boring and rigged season of Drag Race UK
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I think I’ve decided on a name 🥰

“Where The Lost Things Sleep”
In the new year, I will be starting my little indie dev journey and creating my own video game 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Here are the characters that I think will die in Stranger Things Season 5:
- Ted Wheeler
- Steve
- Will
- Max
- Hopper
- Robin
- That film store and arcade guy always eating chips
- Dr Owens

Eleven will come close to death but won’t.
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
In the new year, I will be starting my little indie dev journey and creating my own video game 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Decided to mod Pokémon Sword to have harder trainer battles and encounters. I can’t even get past the first gym 😭 THE FIRST GYM!!!
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I am completely OBSESSED with Paolo #CanadasDragRace
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The lip syncs have been so shit all season 🙄 How tf can you even dance to Mama Knows Best??? #DragRaceUK
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’ve sank 24 hours into Pokémon Unbound, and already I’m enjoying it a LOT more than the official Pokémon releases from the past 8 years

Usually I would’ve completed a third of the games on normal Pokémon games. I’m not even 10% through on this one 😍
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Don’t you think it’s weird how we can just die at any moment?
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
She’s seen things
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
she’s really good
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Some sentences I was unfortunate to hear today:
- “The 32 inch one seems bigger than the 27 inch”
- “This is out of stock. Do you have any?”
- “Is the G5 the G5 or the C5?”
- (Me: We don’t ship to the Republic of Ireland, I’m afraid) “Okay, but can you ship to Dublin?”
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Ruby Wax looks like melted wax #imaceleb
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Calling it now, Aitch will win #imaceleb
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’m actually very excited for Pokopia
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I am actually an idiot

Been complaining about the HDR on my TV being broken for the past 2 years because it black screens all the time

Turns out my HDMI has been plugged into the eARC port which doesn’t support 4K + eARC and shows a black screen whenever you try 🤡
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM