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Anonymous264170
@anonymous264170.bsky.social
Late to the party. Mainly here for the food. Profile pic courtesy of @venblackfurr.bsky.social
I'd pay just to see him run the bases. >;3

Not that he would, tho. If it's not a clear home run, he's probably accepting his hit as a single, at best. A real shame.
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I love sprinkles, so kitty!
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You get an 'A+'!
a drawing of a face with pencils in it
Alt: SpongeBob's guide to a perfect circle.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Raccooooon! <3
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Damn. The BlueSky Butterfly got *thicc.*
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Rolling out of bed" is certainly the only appropriate phrase to accurately describe this expecting boi. His mobility is a true Christmas miracle!
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I'm just sad that it makes Christmas almost completely eclipse Thanksgiving.
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Looking good! I need a haircut, myself.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The dreaded chafing waddle. Kinda cute from afar, but definitely not fun for the chubster.
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Very true. It's been a fascinating philosophical question for me: how to be that model for them in a way that is persuasive and affects their behavior.
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hmm. The bigger question is how you socialize fascists so that they do not fall prey to the populist appeals of fascism.
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Now that's more like it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
(1/2)? 😳
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
How did they react?
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Really? I only came around to offer him head pats. 😇
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Happy birthday!
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This is a great photo. The pose is flattering, and you clean up really nicely. What a happy super-chub.
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Similar, tbh. What's your occupation?
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Technically we're stuck on your front side, so I'd say we're leading you. Lol.
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Always~
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Understandable. I have my limits, too--specifically the barely mobile edge, fantasy-wise. Living your best life and not obsessing over your size is great. You look so blissful in this art piece.
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Same!
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM