definitely 2, it being shaped like a person is genius

But I read the wrong stories, watched the wrong videos, listened to the wrong audiofiles. And now I want daddy to pinch my tits while calling me a faggot. Whoops.

The word daddy? Huge turn off. Calling a guy's pecs his tits? Just comedic to me. Calling my own tits my tits? An uncomfortable thought. The word faggot? Just a slur to my ears.

That's an AI image, gross

"Mildly" is putting it mildly, you're a major hunk

I think you're hot regardless but you probably shouldn't watch Charmed

They always watch to the end on their recap show. I think the spoilers are intended as incentive to watch the actual show

Themes include muscle gaining, cock growth, dumbing down, cumming your brains out, chastity and orgasm ruination, cum addiction, the entertainment industry and big pharma.

Insane how you're more spherical every time you post

Wow you can see how often you hit the 👉👈, bottom culture represent

Daddy-O Beer, the drink that puts hair on your chest! (and a belly on your stomach, a bald spot on your head, a beard on your face, glasses over your eyes, and hair like everywhere else too)

Your British is showing dude

Daddyfication via nostalgia.

"Back to the Future 2 is set 10 years ago" Oh look you've grown a beard.

"Bart Simpson is over 40 years old" now you've got a beer gut.

"Today's high school graduates have never lived without smartphones" oh those crows feet actually look pretty good on you.