L Armitage
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L Armitage
@anotherarmitage.bsky.social
Storyteller. Very liberal. Male, cis, straight, dom. Middle aged and still don't know better. Leto writes uplifting romance and smut. Liam writes litrpg and weird fiction. https://theresilience.substack.com
Making sweet fried plantains because the way to a woman's affections is well lubricated by delicious food. #cooking
January 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
It is so easy to make good healthier sorbet #deserts with an ice cream machine. In this case mango. And a nice treat for aftercare as well.
January 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm discovering that men are really bad at understanding women so let's start with this - if you care about a woman follow her monthly cycle and keep the following on hand - wine, dark chocolate, an anti-inflammatory pain med and heated blankets. #relationshipadvice
January 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
If you want to show a girl you're serious ask her what she uses for period products and then let her know you're going to get some to put them at your place in case she needs it. #relationshipadvice
January 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Trying to expand beyond painting fantasy armies so trying a cheesecake piece. Basic color blocking done. Way more to do. #minis
January 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I Can't Say No to the Lonely Girl - a better than average yuri #manga. It wraps up the original will they / won't they plot in the first three volumes and moves onto new plots. Still going. I give it seven lilies out of ten.
January 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It is public domain day! Related to this I'm exploring a new book, Tintin and The Cougar Hunt. #publicdomain
January 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Do you know what happens when you resist temptation? You have less fun. #bearbites
January 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I've thought more about humidity since I've gotten a 3D printer than I ever thought I would. #3dprinting
January 1, 2025 at 8:52 AM
"Take your ass off the table. We don't do that in New Zealand." This is from Murder is My Life. Is that why they don't shoot spicy films in New Zealand because I a swear the kitchen table is ridiculously popular. #spicy
December 31, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I found myself on a Saturday night in an Asian grocery store trying to find shrimp paste. I found myself in the tea aisle realizing I was very close to the same mental state as Gregor Samsa when he began to accept his metamorphosis.
December 31, 2024 at 8:52 AM
I can't stand mimes. They never get prosecuted for their crimes because they're ... unspeakable. I'll see myself out. #humor
December 30, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Discussing sexuality with my daughter. “Don’t be afraid to do anything. But, be selective about who and when.” #bearbites
December 30, 2024 at 8:52 AM
If you hit me again you better at least say something sexy while doing it. #bearbites
December 29, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Is it wrong to try to practice using the force by lifting girls’ shirts? The answer is yes but you also have to skirt with the dark side to know how to fight it. #bearbites
December 29, 2024 at 8:52 AM
A lot went wrong painting this Cygnar Storm Strider but it was a good warm up to finish it after not regularly painting for a long time. #miniatures
December 26, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Published by Seven Seas, this is a cozy light yuri series complete in six volumes. It can be mildly suggestive but close to zero spice. It's not great but if like me you like a cozy little romance to pass a night sometimes it might be right up your alley. #manga
December 26, 2024 at 8:52 AM
If you're looking for a last minute stocking stuffer - remember some escort services sell gift cards. Stock a few stockings with those and you might avoid politics at Christmas dinner too. Or for once it might be the safer conversation topic! #christmas
December 25, 2024 at 5:09 PM
December 25, 2024 at 3:32 PM
God Jul, Good Yule, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, whatever your religion , philosophy or tradition - bring light into the dark so put the light on the tree, light the candle and be joyous.
December 25, 2024 at 8:52 AM
“Are my nipples just a cookie delivery system to you?” So, who said it, me or one of my characters?
December 24, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Domination is something you inspire not demand. #bearbites
December 24, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Dusk in the backyard. Feels like the moment before the storm in a fantasy novel.
December 19, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Overwatch is clearly trying to suck me back in with a Thor skin for Reinhardt. #overwatch
December 17, 2024 at 8:52 AM
A random about me - I used to play so much Hearthstone (and was good at it) that I had offers for sponsorship if I streamed. I wonder what would have happened if I had. What games have you played way too much of? #gaming
December 16, 2024 at 3:32 PM