(cries in Rocinate) but I'm sitting right here!

Growing up in a catholic house there were three pictures up together. JFK, Pope JP2 and Jake and Elwood Blues.

They give the wafErs to their Bishops and they bless the kids in the church. What's your name? What have you had? Reach for the lazers. Safe as fuck.

Where the Bishops have an illegitimate Vicar in their website they tell the choir boys. The choir boys grip him, nab his stash and kick him out with a physical warning. 2/

Every cathedral is different, but in Rome it's the Pope. He has a string of Bishops dealing the wafErs to the parishioners in the club. He saves the most souls from this enterprise. His bishops are also scoping for other preachers on the block. 1/

I volunteer as tribute!

"The warning that I received, you may take with however many grains of salt you wish, that the communion wafer that is circulating around us, is specifically not too good at transubstantiation. It's suggested to stay away from that; of course, it's yer own spiritual journey own trip so be my guest."

I've always wondered how Bruce and the fam handled the guano situation.

I want that backdrop as a mural or on a divider screen. Lovely.

Fun fact: Micheal Shanks got the role because in his audition he did the best James Spader impression.

Sorry you didn't like him, he ends up being the second best part of the show for me.

They are talking about Micheal Shanks and not Corin Nemec.

It is one of my greatest joys I shared this with you and you immediately understood its brilliance.

Arrrr matey. This is the way.