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Packages have become nesting dolls of anticipation. #boxception #comic #webcomic #loop #redhead
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Who knew eliminating choices could be so expensive and stressful? #capsulewardrobe #art #webcomic #comics #IndieComics
Capsule Wardrobe - A 4-panel webcomic. Panel 1: Lena says: "Are you starting a cult?" Grant says: "It's my capsule wardrobe. Having to choose what to wear is no longer going to be a daily obstacle for me*." Panel 2: Lena says: "I don't think a capsule wardrobe involves buying out the whole store." Grant says: "The bulk discount was huge!" Panel 3: Grant says: "No more 'does this match.' No more 'is this clean.' This is freedom. This is relaxation." Panel 4: Grant says: "Hey, watch your step! That stack is allocated for Thursdays. The whole system gets thrown off if you mess it up!" Lena says: "Yeah, you seem really free and relaxed."
January 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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I talk in plain text. #bold #art #webcomic #comics #IndieComics
Formatting - A 4-panel webcomic. Panel 1: Lena says: "You said you were "Fine." Grant says: "Because I am." Panel 2: Lena says: "But your tone...it felt...italic." Grant says: "Oh no, don’t start misinterpreting things again*." Panel 3: Lena says: "You spoke in an **AGGRESSIVE FONT**! It was **BOLD**! It was **UNDERLINED**!" Grant says: "It was a standard human noise." Panel 4: Grant says: "I spoke in our normal font. You're the one adding the formatting."
January 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Apparently, those symbols on the washing machine actually mean something. #laundryday #art #webcomic #comics #IndieComics
Hot Wash - A 4-panel webcomic. Panel 1: Grant says: "Sorry, Lena. I owe you a new shirt. I washed this on the 'Boil' setting apparently." Lena says: "Well, hold on. Don't trash it. It has potential." Panel 2: Lena says: "It's a 'micro-fit'. You elevated it. Just like that tube top you shrunk*." Grant says: "That tube top looked a rubber band around your chest..." Panel 3: Lena says: "It was chic. And this is the sequel. You've got a natural eye for fashion that you didn't even know about." Panel 4: Lena says: "I’m going to try wearing it." Grant says: "I’m getting the scissors. I know how this story ends."
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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So smart, it acts like a real person is controlling it. #donotredeem #art #webcomic #comics #IndieComics
Digital Vibes - A 4-panel webcomic. Panel 1: Lena says: "I installed a 'Digital Vibes' toolbar. It automatically moves my desktop icons for better energy flow." Grant says: "That's not energy flow. That's some guy in another country remotely controlling your cursor." Panel 2: Lena says: "It's smart! It knows what I want before I do!" Grant says: "Well, apparently, it thinks you want to initiate a wire transfer from your bank account." Panel 3: Grant says: "Ok, time for a clean reset. This is worse than when you disabled your email spam filter because you felt it was 'mean'*." Lena says: "I just wanted open communication with everyone!" Panel 4: Grant says: "You need to go analog. Back to pen and paper!" Lena says: "I'll hack the paper! I have scissors!"
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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There is a fine line between romance and a medical emergency. #pda #art #webcomic #comics #IndieComics
Public Display - A 4-panel webcomic. Panel 1: Lena says: "Look at that couple making out. It's too much tongue. It looks like two birds fighting over a worm." Panel 2: Grant says: "It's a choking hazard. At this point, it's irresponsible of us to just sit here and watch." Panel 3: Lena says: "They should get a room. Or at least a bush." Panel 4: Lena says: "It's reminding me of what we saw on that ferris wheel, when you made eye contact with that guy right when he-" Grant says: "Please don't remind me."
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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The quiet dignity of a lamp is something we should all strive for. #ilovelamp #art #webcomic #comics #IndieComics
Big Lamp Energy - A 4-panel webcomic. Panel 1: Lena says: "I had the weirdest dream last night." Grant says: "Please don't. Last time you told me about a dream, I ended up with my hand in your mouth*." Panel 2: Lena says: "You were there. But you weren't you. You were a lamp." Panel 3: Lena says: "And it was surprisingly fitting. I guess what I'm trying to say is... you remind me of a lamp." Grant says: "What does that even m-" Panel 4: Lena says: "Click."
January 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM