Bones
ansgartogg.bsky.social
Bones
@ansgartogg.bsky.social
man idk anymore
When you've been transitioning for 28 years sometimes you don't look too closely at your surgeon. My top surgeon was an osteopath who suggested homeopathic sugar pills, getting phallo at The Bone Temple would honestly be an improvement.
January 27, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I'm enjoying clicking on the positive reviews and looking at their similarly positive reviews of other definitely real products.
January 27, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Actually it's been almost exactly a year since I gifted myself the bidet. It's attached to the cold water line, so that was a brisk experience to get used to. But again, never going back.
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 PM
This is literally just an ad. If you say no, they tell you to use DDG because you can turn AI off. If you say yes, they tell you to use DDG because they have a bunch of AI features available. The vote isn't impacting anything, it's just to make you feel good.
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Reposted by Bones
Wonderful, a companion to "Beetle That Goes 100 Miles An Hour!"
January 10, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Put dildo in--well, lots of places, actually.
January 5, 2026 at 5:40 AM
The actual context here btw was that I was trapped in a public toilet at a busy new restaurant that apparently didn't have time to restock. Which was almost as distressing as pictured.
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Worth noting that they got it by amassing a significant credit at a secondhand bookstore bc they realized the store would buy their old Transformers.
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
My partner picked up an Audio Technica recently, and it's been serving them well.
January 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I would like both of these to be the same book.
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM