right on schedule

well-intentioned but deceitful Harry Benjamin-type surgeon: "can't smoke after The Surgery, you'll get something called 'Ashtray Pussy' (and then won't be able to find a husband)"

chatGPT-core

no, no excuses, we spent like at least a few weeks in high school covering how everybody and their uncle was involved in toppling a democratic sovereign government as a pointless blood-soaked tug-of-war over a proxy state. People just don't fuckin pay attention

what if proteins could get corrupted like computer files. but also Contagious

it's kinda hot, ngl

I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO GRETCHEN FELKER MARTIN

you could funge the Reena but god, how could you live with yourself after

the fuck is wrong with you, all little Vichy-brained worms

Listen, I think we can come to reasonable compromises here. we can do public hangings in the masculine leadership heritage of dudes like Mao and Lenin, starting with the billionaires

not name calling when it's a demonstrable fact

good for her. If someone's pointing a camera in your damn face without permission I think you're within your rights to smash it

I think it's that they kinda had to give her the fish lips to make room for the extremely overmodeled full set of teeth

I'll have you know, my car is only old enough to buy cigarettes in *some* states

queer utopia at the Beag tonite, so maybe like 30% of people might be masked

every single word of this sentence warrants a swift execution by firing squad if we lived in a civilized society

you're required to say, intelligibly, "yes sir thank you sir may I have another" between each hit but it's clear nobody's even enjoying or getting off on it, purely perfunctory and kind of tiring tbh