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Avian author of How Best to Use a Sword and lots of other gay porn!

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And for the last time this year, vote for me!

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December 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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And finally it's "Up Late", starring Arky and Bob (nsfw):
archiveofourown.org/works/926116...
Arky hoped that was true and not just Bob having rose-tinted glasses. Though he’d probably only have one rose-tinted one and one white one. He picked up the big dildo and tossed it at Bob’s face. “Answer my question. Why isn’t the world exploded?” “Why isn’t it exploded?” Bob teased, looking at the dildo. While Arky glared at him, he gave the dildo a lick, sliding it into his mouth. Then further in, then further. And by the time he pulled it out, Arky had thought of a comeback. “Objects don’t get to make fun of people.” That was it, that was Arky’s comeback.
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Second it'll be "Holiday Party," starring Pax, Nate and Keone (nsfw):
archiveofourown.org/works/926116...
“If you think you can be pettier than me, you still have a great deal to learn,” Pax told him, but gently. No reason to be mean on Christmas. “I’m going to trim every file in your filing cabinet to a slightly different size,” Keone said. “Then I suppose I’ll have to adjust the haptic feedback on your phone keyboard to vibrate at just slightly higher an intensity than you’re used to,” Pax countered. Keone narrowed his eyes. “I’ll rename every file on your computer the same thing it’s currently called but in all lowercase.” Pax sipped his wine. “I’ll make a substantial donation to your school’s drama club in your name so that they dedicate a play to you.”
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Tonight we'll have the last three chapters of the year, starting with "Trust Building", starring Trip, Dianne and Huxley:
archiveofourown.org/works/926116...
“I don’t.” Trip sighed, rubbing between his eyes. Jesus Christ, Theodore. Why the fuck did Daniel like him? “I don’t have dissociative identity disorder.” “I never said you did,” Dianne said gently. “It’s what you’re going to write in my file.” He should have said split personalities. Knowing the real name made it sound like he’d read about it, shit. “Trip, I’ll be very honest with you. I became a psychologist because the human brain is a fascinating place, but I think diagnosing brains with labels is boring as hell. I have no interest in tearing a page out of the DSM and sticking it to your forehead.” “Oh.” Trip blinked, feeling unbalanced. “What? Then why the hell am I here?” Daniel had somehow fucked up and made Theodore think there was something weird going on by telling him about Trip. Well, telling him about Huxley, mostly. And then suddenly he’d had an appointment with a therapist.
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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And finally, "Store Front," Starring Juniper, Jed, Ron and James:
archiveofourown.org/works/926116...
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Then it's "First Christmas", starring Edwin, Millicent, Emma and Robby:
archiveofourown.org/works/926116...
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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It's time for the annual holiday Modern chapters, starting with "Gay Chicken," starring Nuka and Pierre (nsfw):
archiveofourown.org/works/926116...
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Nobody is prepared for how silly the biblical reimagining I'm doing in one of tomorrow's chapters is.
December 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Check your phones, but not after bedtime! Chapter 5 of ...(Master Is Typing), "Public Indecency, Package Theft, and Jaywalking," is out now!

archiveofourown.org/works/662335...

(Nsfw, spanking, public nudity)
The door opened and Max tried to look surprised and sleepy when he looked over to see Frankie looming in the doorway. Except, shit, he still had his phone out and his headphones plugged in. He hastily pulled up YouTube and started a random recommended video. He was busted on his phone after lights out, but at least he wouldn't be busted sexting Sir. Frankie approached the bed, and for the first time tonight Max really noticed how tall he was, and how his arms were long and swung like paddles, and oh God this was not making Max feel any better because he was pretty sure that was close to the optimal spanking physique. It would be a spanking. It was always a spanking. Max had been getting spanked by Frankie since Frankie had been his age.
December 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Robby's Review of Dragon Age: The Veilguard

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December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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And finally, the Patreon voted Other Boys, chapter 84, starring Louis and entitled "If You Want to Communicate with Another Species, the World's Coolest Dragon Is Who You Need", which is also the last main timeline How Best to Use a Sword chapter for 2025:
archiveofourown.org/works/178184...
Inside, he dumped the kids—gently—on the floor one at a time. “Okay,” he said. “What kind of snacks do we have?” They had a lot of snacks, mostly way too sweet pastries and cakes, though there were a few things that Louis could tell secretly had vegetables and meat in them, which he had a feeling was to trick the kids into eating something that wasn’t candy. So, since Louis didn’t really like sweet human food, he mostly ate those to further trick the kids into being healthy. Their parents would probably appreciate it. “Louis, Louis! Look what I found!” Louis looked down at Grady, whose blue wings were flaring excitedly behind him. His horns had a golden rope tied around them. “Where’d you steal that from?” Louis asked him, handing him a cake that had secret cow in it.
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Third, Wizard, chapter 11, "When Information Is Revealed, One Must Ask How Far He Trusts His Enemy":
archiveofourown.org/works/568278...
“The study is probably more important…” “Thus, we can presume the bedroom will take less time,” Tiberius explained, and Reg nodded, understanding on his face. “It is unlikely, in my opinion, that Jeremiah has left a convenient letter lying around in which he has outlined his plans and motivations. But we may still find something.” “Right,” Reg said, with a nod. “Like a journal or something?”
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Second is going to be Noble, chapter 48, "Demands on Your Time and Body Mean You May Require Support":
archiveofourown.org/works/189829...
“Better than I’ve been,” Maria said. She did look better than the last few times Geoffrey had seen her. “How are you? The way they were talking about you, we all thought you’d died.” Geoffrey nodded, trying not to think of the room with Giacomo in it. The monster acting like Giacomo. “I had, for a brief time, I’m told. I got better.” “I’m glad to hear that. If you’re up for it, it would be good if you could attend council meetings again.” “He’s really not,” Janus said, before Geoffrey could answer. When Geoffrey glared at him, he held up a hand. “Geoffrey, you can get mad at me if you want, but you’re not able to sit in on a four-or-five-hour meeting.”
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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First up tonight is Prince, chapter 138, "You Don't Have to Do Anything That Grand to Make Your Brother Happy on His Birthday":
archiveofourown.org/works/631111...
“Thanks. I know he’s a little young, but just show him how to throw the ball for a few minutes and he’ll get bored and go do something else,” Franz promised the kid. “Uh. Okay.” The acrobat coughed. “He’s actually the age I started to learn, I think. How old are you, your Highness?” “I’m is four!” said Donny, holding up four fingers and dropping two balls. “My birthday is today!” Earlier it had been easy to tell that, because he’d been naked. Now he was still naked but had convinced a lot of the other kids at the party to be naked with him. It was still easy to tell because he was the only southerner, but Franz hoped nobody froze to death. It was Judan so they probably wouldn’t. He was a little worried about how much time they’d be spending outside later once Franz’s main gift arrived, because it might rain, but it was holding off so far.
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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And third is Slavery, chapter 140, "There's No Reason to Let Other People's Problems Become Yours, No Matter How Close you Are":
archiveofourown.org/works/598864...
“I understand.” Of course he did. “Are you safe, Trip?” He pulled on the right sock first, then reached for the left. “No. But I will be soon.” “And Ozzy?”
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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And second, we have Villain, chapter 134, "Rushing Through Something Important Can Result in Serious Consequences":
archiveofourown.org/works/572447...
“It’s just under the church,” Isaac said. “I can teleport us all there, if that’s okay? Otherwise we have to go into a broom closet and crawl through a tunnel.” Sam was definitely not doing either of those things, but before he could say so, James interrupted again. “How good are you at teleporting?” “Pretty good. It’s not very far so it shouldn’t be hard. Uh. I do sometimes accidentally teleport people without their clothes still, as a warning.” Sure he did. He was just a horny slut, but whatever made him happy. Maybe Sam and Henry should fuck him again after this was done. “Whatever, just do it.”
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Tonight's first chapter is Knighthood, chapter 141, "The Smallest Things in the World Can Change Your Whole Life" (NSFW), and with a TW for semi-graphic description of a medical procedure:
archiveofourown.org/works/537239...
“Edwin,” Erik said, pressing himself against Edwin more, restricting his movement even further as he slammed into him. Edwin was going to cum like a little brother in no time at this rate, which wouldn’t do anything to slow Erik down, if anything it would make him go even harder somehow, and… “Hey Edwin, I need…oh, hi.” Edwin looked over at Robby, who’d let himself into their room. When had he gotten to Great Scar? He looked out of breath. “Hey,” Edwin said, smiling at him.
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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This week's lore post is about the sun:

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Friday Lore Post: A Report on Solar Activity
A solar flare isn’t that dangerous…usually.
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December 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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And second is Stowaway, chapter 147, "When Answers Start to Reveal Themselves, it Pays to Pay Attention":
archiveofourown.org/works/504949...
“Ri’on,” Pax said, nodding at Matthias. “Can you explain what you mean by bursts of light? Most people I know presume the aurora is caused by spirits that are racing or playing. I’ve heard some posit that it’s caused by the atmosphere expanding and catching sunlight at night as well.” Ri’on shook their head. “No. Eruptions on the surface of the sun send bursts of light towards our world. They’re not visible during the day because it’s already light. But at night…” they shrugged and looked up at it again. “I see,” Pax said, standing up. “I’ll be right back.”
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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First tonight is Chosen One, chapter 153, "Being Competent Doesn't Mean You Aren't Susceptible to Mistakes":
archiveofourown.org/works/493677...
Sam and James had wanted to meet here, for some reason, so Isaac hadn’t been able to say no. “Last time I was here I committed a crime.” “Oh, right, the breaking and entering and theft and public nudity,” Peter said, nodding. “Right.” “The public nudity happened the next day,” Isaac promised. “And me and Jacob didn’t fuck in the church, we fucked before we were in the church.” “Sure you did.” Peter smirked. “We should fuck in here sometime. Anyway, what is the exact goal of this conversation?”
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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And last is Team, chapter 144, "Sometimes It's Fine if Someone Else Helps Control You" (NSFW):
archiveofourown.org/works/471686...
Cal glared at her for just long enough so that she’d know he hated her, then took off his shirt, and stepped out of his pants and boots. “Don’t take forever, it’s cold.” “It’s Judan, it’s summer,” Beatrice said, taking her time in taking out the toy from her bag. Cal chose not to dignify that with the obvious response that summer barely existed in Dolovai, and also it hadn’t even gotten properly hot yet. Also, summer meant there were more people around who might fucking see them, so maybe she could hurry the fuck up.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Second is Witch, chapter 149, "You Never Know When You Might Need to Keep a Promise":
archiveofourown.org/works/463217...
James nodded, and they started up the steps to the church, and despite the din of Three Hills, Ron heard a familiar instrument just as they approached the doors. “They’re here.” “I feel them,” James agreed. There were people around, but the church wasn’t incredibly crowded today, or at least it wasn’t at the doors. Ron and James waited for half a note, and then Sam’s portal opened and he and Henry stepped through together, both in black and silver, Sam’s coat sweeping the steps. “Good morning.” “You’re already here,” Sam said, sounding annoyed already. “Great, let’s not waste time. What’s the problem?”
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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First up tonight is Dragon, chapter 155, "Sometimes You Have to Kiss Your Friend Cousin's Butt and That's Normal":
archiveofourown.org/works/452498...
“No you won’t, I’m the fastest runner in Great Scar,” Pierre said confidently, hauling herself out of the water and onto the rock. She offered Owen a hand as Owen got out too. “Maybe since I left,” Owen bragged, as he stood in front of Pierre. It was kind of annoying that being naked made Pierre look taller than Owen. “But I’m back now.” “Well, half of you is,” Pierre giggled. “Anyway, since I beat you, you have to kiss my butt.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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This week's lore post is about some deep gods:

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Friday Lore Post: The Deepest
They’re gods for merpeople…sort of.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM