I really feel like if I can weaponize my neurodivergent bs on this I could get so fucking buff

then I could get all the benefits of buff:
move easily through crowd
pick up big dogs
easier trip to ikea
get many groceries up stairs
hug champion: me
bear level goes up

Which is why I cooked a duck for dinner today.

And Morten who was an adult man decided to go hide in the stables to solve this

but there were geese in there and geese are loud jerks so he got caught pretty much immidiately

And once again being an adult man he declared we should all take revenge on geese by having them for dinner that day

Here's the legend if anyone wants it: basically at the time this dude named Morten was a monk and he was really good at it so the church wanted to make him a bishop

but part of being a really good monk is being humble and shit so he didn't wanna

And in logistics I am absolutely including giant space robot sex and how that works

Discussing how it works is a big part of transformers fandom.

unironically transformers fandom is one of the most creative fandoms I've ever seen on this point and that's awesome

And if you think this is too stupid to work I'll have you know that my sewing skills leveled up immensely from sewing a wizard costume with a hat, floor length cape, staff, shoes, wallet, bumbag and matching tote out of jeans!

And I want to be strong so I can help friends move things up stairs and crowds will be likely to give me space to pass through more easily c:

Also to be able to hold multiple cats

Being more of a bear and hot is a factor but honestly secondary at this point

The context for those curious: I walk enough that I get good cardio and have a decent lower body going on but I've been meaning to start lifting to get my upper body more muscular and haven't gotten anywhere

can't focus for shit, and I'm really bad at doing one thing at a time anyway