Please let that OT performance be what gets the boys' heads on right on offense again...

Then I'll make my orange no-bake cheesecake after it which I made and loved last year

Yes, absolutely

I just think the narrative that Darvish drives other Japanese players away from the Padres to be funny

Darvish strikes again. SMH

It's only unhealthy if it tastes bad

Then if you play your cards right, you'll be working for the government in no time. I heard a job at the FBI just opened up

You're famous now, congratulations

I just need that rain to be localized entirely over just my backyard. I just put down a bunch of grass seeds and dirt back there