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Bugbear
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Like the Zuko of the Southern Baptist Church

Decentralize everything
Decolonize everywhere
Denationalize everyone
At this point I’m loading Chekhov’s gun on purpose
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Ask not for whom the twink dwerks for; the twink dwerks for thee
January 3, 2026 at 8:18 AM
I wish I were rich enough to live in Alaska
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
HOOK A POLITICIAN TO A TRUCK THATS A DRAG, QUEEN!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Don’t want to do core workouts for fear that as I enter my 30’s I’ll need to reserve any torso pain for telling if my organs are failing
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Someday I’m gonna live in your house upon a hill / and when your skinhead neighbor goes missing, I’ll plant a garden in the yard then
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The man I am when I flex in the mirror and the girl I am when I listen to Lizzie McAlpine are two separate people that hate each other
October 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I finally worked up the courage to send a risky text and he fully unmatched with me and blocked me. I have learned my lesson; never speak to anyone again.
October 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A surprising amount of problems would be solved if we just allowed people to booby trap stuff.
October 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Saddened everyday that my autobiography will have to call me a gooner and not mention in passing my proclivity for the brothels
October 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I walk out into the 40° night air and just start giggling. I fear I am too Cold-Meiser-pilled
October 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Can you imagine NOT having horrible sleep issues? What kinda loser shit is that? Anyway, gnight everybody! (it’s 6:20am)
October 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
If you hit me with weird energy in a place I don’t 100% feel safe I will be the meanest angriest scariest person in the world. But on datings apps where you can see who saw your profile but didn’t match, I feel terrible swiping left on anyone.
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
It’s funny to me that phobes were shocked when Gerard Way started wearing skirts on stage. Because The Sharpest Lives is literally the gayest cuntiest song possible. “There’s a place in the dark where the animals go, you can take off your skin in the cannibal glow”??? Basically Gaga lyrics.
October 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
You can’t have me at my “Hey, if you’re winning, keep winning!” If you can’t handle me at my “Well ya can’t end on a loss!”

(I hate gambling, this is about Magic the Gathering)
October 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Lately I’ve been craving 2 things constantly; nicotine and physical touch/romantic connection. I can ignore both, but not for long.
October 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Laying face down in my mattress until either; a dominant power bottom with a nice ass comes and rubs my back, or, I die.
October 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The shadows, yeah, they keep me pretty like a movie star
October 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I wish my brain could better coordinate the times I naturally want to wake up and naturally want to go to sleep. I don’t think they’re supposed to be the exact same time.
October 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Nothing hurts quite as bad as when a crush you never once made even the slightest move on, gets with someone else. Like, but babe??? What about our life together??? (i have spoken to this person maybe 5-10 times, ever)
October 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I wish I were rich enough to be allowed to be late to stuff
June 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Reposted by Bugbear
A 19-year-old assistant of Elon Musk known online as “Big Balls” is now a senior adviser at the State Department and at the Department of Homeland Security

www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
19-year-old Musk surrogate takes on roles at State Department and DHS
The move illustrates that Elon Musk’s U.S. DOGE Service aides are being asked to fulfill multiple roles at once.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
There is nothing in this world (that isn’t a dish), that I will ever care about being “dishwasher safe”. I don’t care if it’s a damn phone case, I’m not putting it next to my dishes.
February 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m a fat bitch but I grew up on Reduced Fat peanut butter and now I can hardly eat regular creamy bc it legit has the consistency of *used lotion* by comparison.
January 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
We owe the grieving orca mother a yacht to wreck, all to herself. She deserves that catharsis.
January 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM